A Dingo Ate My Tshirt

Description: Do you know Anna Kendrick? Kirsten Stewart? Or is it Kristen Stewart? No one cares but they've got world class RBF. Get one for them and your little Karen friend too.

Description: Gatorade is for athletes therefore the Gatorade sax is an athletes tool

Description: Coffee is life, so warm up the machine and flick some beans in the morning to start your day right

Description: Sit back, enjoy a coldy, throw a shocker, whatever, it's your Sunday.

Description: Pineapple belongs on a pizza! Don't be a baby and enjoy the flavour. Hawaiian or tropical or ham and pineapple; whatever you call it, it's a good time.

Description: Sometimes you're not feeling super or the best and you're just feeling okayish and that's ok

Description: Cute Japanese icon mixed with an emoji

Description: How good are people who aren't trash. Just good people you can rely on who care and aren't the worst and you actually want to spend time with them.

Description: It came to destroy Uranus. When Predator meets pinup, things get weird. But the good weird like when you sit on your hand for too long and it goes numb and then you get to play stranger in the dark

Description: Yeah nah bro nah yeah yeah sick aye.

Description: It doesn't matter what colour they are, boobs is boobs. But it does matter what colour the design is or it won't show up on all coloured shirts, so this is for the darker shirt

Description: Got Tarantino's wagon? Still cruising in the VN Commodore? Whatever, Kill Bill was a sick movie and now DND is cool. Do not save some for the rest of us.

Description: Once it hits your lips it's so good. The perfect gift for the heavy drinker in your life

Description: Nothing's been the same since seven minutes in heaven with uncle Steve. He's so dreamy

Description: Who needs Friends when you can have enemies? It's the worst show on TV in the history of TV. Pivot! Pivot! It's not even funny.

Description: Celiac, coeliac, however you choose it, you still can't eat gluten without turning your poo to pee. It's not ideal and far from convenient, but gluten free lasagne with home made pasta makes you forget and puts a smile on your face.

Description: It's a tough week but you made it out alive. You got in trouble for breathing too loudly and how dare you come home three minutes late because you were off getting a specific block of chocolate for her but it's ok, it's fine, your partner has returned for a few more weeks.

Description: Waffle Stomp. Verb. When one drops a deuce in the shower and mashes it into the drain to get rid of it. "After I went to Waffle House, I farted in the shower but it came with a prize so I had to give it a bit of a waffle stomp. I hope the missus doesn't notice."

Description: You're a pisshead with a sketchy haircut. You're already rocking the ape drape, just own the tee to go with it.

Description: Wanna go fast? If you ain't first, you're last? Red line that blown Commodore round and round in circles

Description: Ever had an Australian kiss? It's a French kiss but down under. The cornerstone of every breakfast but delicious for any meal. Chef's kiss at the best of times unless you've opened up a fish market in which case, good luck to you

Description: Boobs are the best, whether they're tig ol bitties or a handful, they're to be appreciated. Titties, fun bags, happy sacks, breasticles - whatever you call the greatest things in the world, share that appreciation with others.

Description: Workday? Family event? Work event? Whatever your day brings, approach it with a positive attitude

Description: We've all got our kinks, mine just involves sticky fingers and baking

Description: I don’t care where you stick your fingers, just keep them away from me

Description: The only people to call when you need a few holes punched

Description: A punk icon gets an Aussie makeover. Boxing kangaroo, Winnie Blues, stars - if you're not careful you'll blow your mullet off

Description: Redneck, bogan, white trash. You can identify however you like, I won't judge.

Description: It was a simpler time, tying one on literally meant tying a goon bag to the Hills Hoist and suffering through 4L of funk.

Description: Feltchers on Hastings is the hippest joint in Noosa, serving up their unique poo poo platter. It's just a hole in the wall but worth the wait. Be sure to try the chocolate starfish

Description: If you've got a moment to put down that meth, maybe you could buy this shirt. There's meth in it, you'll like it

Description: Metal is for everyone

Description: Sometimes sitting with your legs open is a breath of fresh air, other times it's a fish market. You do you boo

Description: Musically gifted but can't play a note. You've found your tune in the sports bottle orchestra. Now in white.

Description: Do you constantly get into sticky situations? This shirt won't help. Also available in black

Description: Find me a bigger dump than Logan. Go on, I'll wait. Oh, hang on, nah it's cool. I really love the burnt out cars and public street beatings.