A Dingo Ate My Tshirt

Description: Who needs a glass, cup or dignity when you've got a shoe to fill with the cheapest beer from the bottle-o

Description: Everyone likes a tasty treat. It's probably more of a European thing to mix fish and chocolate but who am I to judge

Description: There there little gangsta, you'll be fine. It's no Compton and you're no NWA but rep what you've got.

Description: Is your life fueled by flannos, missing teeth and a beat up VL Commodore? How's the Torana? Or are you an XR8 guy? Whatever you've got chocked up in the front yard, this one's for you

Description: Classic MILF meets NY design. They're just so hot.

Description: Once I went to the Panther's club and it was cool. They had water golf and I accidentally let go of the club. Peaked in '96, never went back.

Description: Everyone loves a good mullet, especially job dodgers. The hairstyle of the gods, the mullet goes by many names - ape drape, neck warmer, mud flap - but whatever you call it, it's terrible. Business in the front and a party in the back, nothing says bogan pride like the mullet. So grab the Winnie Blues and a VB, find your best footy shorts and join the line at your local Link so you've got a dollar or six to pump into the pokies.

Description: Forget rubbers, IUD's and pills, if you don't want a sex trophy keeping you up all night and draining that bank account of yours it's either go without (ha!) or go in the back door. 100% guaranteed no kids. There's no guarantee that reasoning will work but it's hard to argue

Description: There there little gangsta, you'll be fine. It's no Compton and you're no NWA but rep what you've got.

Description: Musically gifted but can't play a note. You've found your tune in the sports bottle orchestra

Description: K-Town rhymes with K hole. How I'm not a rapper yet I don't know. Kallangur's no Compton and I'm no NWA but rep what you've got.

Description: Sometimes sitting with your legs open is a breath of fresh air, other times it's a fish market. You do you boo

Description: MILFS make my world go around

Description: Do you constantly get into sticky situations? This shirt won't help.

Description: Get that first introduction done right and let them know what's going on down there. Did they ask? Probably not, but they should know

Description: I'd be a wannabe gangster too if my team was called the dockers. Freo's no Compton and you're no NWA but rep what you've got.

Description: Who needs a glass, cup or dignity when you've got a shoe to fill with the cheapest beer from the bottle-o

Description: There there little gangsta, you'll be fine. It's no Compton and you're no NWA but rep what you've got.

Description: Hurting people is dumb. Don't do that. You probably shouldn't punch cones either but at least you're not hurting anyone. So shut up Karen and whatever the male equivalent is...Kevin? Probably not. No one named Kevin is worked up like a Karen. Where was I? I have no idea what I was talking about

Description: Do you make people gush when you say the right things? Maybe it's the wrong thing and she's got daddy issues. I don't know, but you're in the splash zone

Description: Is this the most offensive word in the western world? Some would say yes, others would say moist just to make them uncomfortable. Get over it. Moist moist moist moist moist.

Description: I fuck on the first date and i'm proud of it. I even wrote it in fancy writing so we could all feel fancy about the right thing to do

Description: Don't forget these essentials when you leave the house - wallet, phone, keys, ciggies. Probably should remember the lighter too. Water? Nah, fish fuck in it? Now available in lighter colourways!

Description: Don't forget these essentials when you leave the house - wallet, phone, keys, ciggies. Probably should remember the lighter too. Water? Nah, fish fuck in it?

Description: Wow you must really like Neapolitan ice cream. Wrong. You could not be any more wrong. The shocker, barracuda, Tuesday night, call it what you will but it's never associated with anything vanilla. Aussie slang design.

Description: Science is for everybody and the element of surprise is the best surprise of all.

Description: Show your bogan pride. Don't deny who you are. Take the attention away from your three teeth and glorious mullet with fantastic accompaniment to your flanno when you’re next at Centrelink

Description: Don't deny who you are, show your bogan pride. You’re fancy and you know it. You told all your friends when you went to Bali last year where you bought that definitely real hand bag, watch and sunnies

Description: Who's a big tuff guy? You are. Yes you are, yes you are. Do you lift weights but not books? Is Steven Seagull your hero? Segal? Seagal? I don't know how to spell his name. The dude from that boat move that had a sequel on a train who used to flap his hands about and say it was martial arts. Anyway, suns out, guns out, books down, silly clown. If you buy this, Mum will be disappointed, mostly because you're admitting you can't spell.

Description: There's always that one guy at the pub who thinks he's tougher than everyone else. You know the one. Usually loud and a bit of a tool. Now you can use your big boy words to show who's boss. It's all good though, pub tough guy can't read so they won't know

Description: Sometimes you're focused and going to crush life. And sometimes you're not going to do anything, choosing to be thoroughly lazy and a general pest. Those are the days when this will come in handy.