Cards
Description: The gang's all here. Celebrate the most tragic chapter in Antarctic Scientific Research history with this commemorative group photo of the team from Outpost 31, all of whom mysteriously disappeared in the winter of 1982, leaving but one survivor, a plucky husky/wolf cross called 'Jed'. Jed was of course famously adopted by then US President Ronald Reagan, who brought him to live at the White House from that point on. Alien conspiracy theories attached to a dramatic shift in White House policy shortly thereafter coinciding with Jed's sudden disappearance are completely untrue. Completely.
Description: Great leaders are born, not made. Re-live the first moment Admiral Ackbar, then only a minnow, realised his destiny to lead a last-ditch attempt to destroy the Empire and straight into an ambush, only to have his butt saved by a bunch of f***ing teddy bears. It's a premonition of the biggest military stuff-up in the history of a galaxy far, far away; and it's all yours for the low, low price of whatever it says over there. It's not a trap, it's a deal. Buy it now!
