Hats
Description: Poor dude gets boiled alive and then eaten. But no worries, doesn't feel a thing; just like the people who are boiling and eating him.
Lobstrocity Hat
$19
Description: Ancient Egyptian architect and probable designer of the step pyramid who knew how to take it one step at a time.
Imostep Hat
$19
King Strut Hat
$19
Later Hater Hat
$19
Rhinoshoeros Hat
$19
Description: Beep! Beep! This little bugger's name has been used for an automobile, and for a very popular music band. And now it's being used for a shoe.
Horny Beetle Hat
$19
Dr. Sheuss Hat
$19
Description: Who needs 5-star accommodations when there is the Eatin' Inn. All cheese, all the time.
Eatin' Inn Hat
$19
Beewear Hat
$19
Description: Exceedingly fierce and unsympathetic, the Barrashuda is a meanie who means business
Barrashuda Hat
$19
Description: Ancient Greek hero Atlas who was relegated to holding up the sky for eternity. For his efforts, a book of maps was named after him.
Atlass Hat
$19
Malefootcent Hat
$19