ANewKindOfWater

Description: Two late-night dwellers out making the scene.

Description: Surrealist portrait of a comfortable falcon sitting with her dog and cat pets.

Description: Real-life paper collage, no AI. Some parlor room intrigue amongst the chirping birds.

Description: Handcut paper collage

Description: Pejorative, badge of honor, or merely a demographic? Some citations: "Real Americans vs. coastal elites: What right-wing sneers at city dwellers really mean":http://www.salon.com/2016/11/20/real-americans-vs-coastal-elites-what-right-wing-sneers-at-city-dwellers-really-mean/ -- Salon, Nov. 20, 2016 "I’m a Coastal Elite From the Midwest: The Real Bubble is Rural America":http://www.rollcall.com/news/opinion/im-a-coastal-elite-from-the-midwest-the-real-bubble-is-rural-america -- Roll Call, Nov 10, 2016

Description: I equate Norman Lear with a pre-Reagan easy-going America in terms of outlook and politics, both with his TV shows of the early 70s and his later work with People for the American Way, that's all. Some background on Norman Lear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Lear Go here to read a 2011 op-ed from Norman Lear on #OccupyWallStreet and "fighting the good fight." http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-lear-occupy-the-new-year-20111230,0,4956520.story Created in Illustrator with the 70s-typecast typeface Cooper Black.

Description: What's your wifi password?

Description: Sage advice for the online age.

Description: Feeling that a thousand invisible eyeballs are staring at you from all sides is a little paranoid. However, three eyes from a giggling space elf that you almost recognize - from somewhere! But where? - would be more realistic.

Description: What the beginning of 'Know Your Rights' looks like to me. The guitar is either Strummer's, or a replica. Ignore Alien Orders, indeed. youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6hxZ8ze-eY

Description: Continue rocking even after exiting the city. ~Attributions: - Boombox graphic from "http://www.snap2objects.com":http://www.snap2objects.com , "Attribution 3.0 Unported"

Description: The cassette tape inherits its seeming authenticity from its ancestor, that ancient machine: the reel to reel player. Apologies to Momus for use of his flea market photo of reel to reel player.

Description: Inspired by "this article":http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/12/ff_new_nukes/ in Wired; I believe everything I read there. Plus this would solve a lot of problems posed by uranium. "And that waste needs to be stored for only a few hundred years, not a few hundred thousand like other nuclear byproducts. Because it’s so plentiful in nature, it’s virtually inexhaustible. It’s also one of only a few substances that acts as a thermal breeder, in theory creating enough new fuel as it breaks down to sustain a high-temperature chain reaction indefinitely. And it would be virtually impossible for the byproducts of a thorium reactor to be used by terrorists or anyone else to make nuclear weapons."

Description: Market forces at work.

Description: In red type for lighter shirts. Also in light type on darker colored shirts:

Description: Those who know feel the power.

Description: A Jolly Roger for the retro robot age.

Description: Expressive skull face.

Description: A skull foregoing bone and gristle and instead constructed from the typographic glyphs m, o, u, L, l, (, =, ", and ! . *** "See it here on Zazzle with different colors, types of t-shirts, and pricing; just look how happy the model at zazzle was to wear this...":http://www.zazzle.com/futura_skull_tshirt-235123762036626528?rf=238421434795619955 !http://rlv.zcache.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=realview&pdt=shirt&pending=false&pid=235123762036626528&style=value_tshirt&color=white&size=a_l&context=tyler&view=front&group=mens&lifestyle=classic&lifeStyle=classic&max_dim=400&bg=ffffff&drawareaboundingbox=false&drawsafearea=false&square_it=true&draw_relative_size=true&rvtype=product!:http://www.zazzle.com/futura_skull_tshirt-2351237620...

Description: Sometimes you have to give in and draw a big old gnarly skull. Click here for clear design on lighter tees: !http://ih1.redbubble.net/work.5734817.4.fc,135x135,white.v3.jpg!:http://www.redbubble.com/people/anewkindofwater/t-shirts/5734817-4-triclops-skull "Also on Zazzle with different t-shirt styles and colors!":http://www.zazzle.com/triclops_skull_tshirt-235821979047603315?rf=238421434795619955

Description: Doggie employed to sniff nodes along the doggernet.

Description: This design also available on Society6 as a shirt, hoodie, or print: !http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_002/prev_12/261349_316207668-tsclm012_b.jpg!:http://society6.com/cryptohelix/Two-Hands_T-shirt Follow us at "facebook":http://www.facebook.com/A.New.Kind.Of.Water

Description: For sci-fi fans who read sf books.

Description: This design is available with different colored text on different colored tees, and other items - from the storefront, click to the next pages.

Description: For sci-fi fans who read sf books.

Description: Expressing the modern condition with the letters "U, H, L, j, i"; two parens; some single quotes; a dash; and a period. *** This design now on zazzle: "different brands of tees, prices, colors!":http://www.zazzle.com/uh_type_guy_tshirt-235378951223098453?rf=238421434795619955 Perfect to ponder on a coffee cup: !http://rlv.zcache.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=realview&pdt=mug&pending=false&pid=168270323991964689&style=basic_mug&color=white&size=11oz&lon=90&max_dim=400&bg=0xffffff&drawareaboundingbox=false&drawsafearea=false&square_it=true&draw_relative_size=true&rvtype=product&view=outside!:http://www.zazzle.com/uh_type_guy_mug-168270323991964689?rf=238421434795619955 ***

Description: Print made by etching with a pencil into some sort of foam panel at a booth at the 2009 Maker Faire. Water-based silkscreen inks were rolled onto the panel and then pressed onto paper for a print.

Description: Rock and roll all night, and manufacture every day.... an old song reimagined for future times.

Description: Rock and roll all night, and manufacture every day.... an old song reimagined for future times. For black text on light-colored items, go here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/anewkindofwater/works/41727312-dancers-please-report-to-the-robot-factory

Description: No "hero" but definitely a game-changer. Star reporter for the NY Times, Washington Post, and BBC. This news reel has been the best resource on the situation we at ANK HQ have seen so far: youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0xLyoc9DxU *** Original photo by "Espen Moe on Flickr":http://www.flickr.com/photos/espenmoe/4466613035/in/photostream/ remixed under the "Creative Commons attribution license":http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en -- Thanks E Moe! *** This design currently KICKED OFF of Zazzle!! !http://rlv.zcache.com/isapi/designall.dll?action=realview&pdt=shirt&pending=false&pid=235444949485660357&style=basic_dark_tshirt&color=red&size=a_l&context=austin&view=front&group=mens&lifestyle=class...

Description: Work and life balance begins at home – so work easy, play easy. Incorporate Council guidelines today!

Description: I recently bought this CD and mulled over this song a few times. "In the age before the information age Making history and living for the days We told our stories then in oh so many ways We were unpindownable The moth it changed between the chimney and the tree I grew feet so I could crawl out from the sea No-one dares to tell me what I'm going to be For I am unpindownable." -- "Chumbawamba":http://chumba.com/ On last.fm: "Unpindownable":http://www.last.fm/music/Chumbawamba/_/Unpindownable

Description: For skeptics of happy talk.