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Math vs Meth Shorts
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Description: Because trying to math out plates mid workout sucks…

Tags: bodybuilder, bodybuilding, exercise, fitness, gym

Math vs Meth Shorts

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Jeder N%&# isn’t ein Hurensohn Shorts
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Description: Because well… they are

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa, gi robot dc
No Not Zees in Valhalla - G.I. Robot Shorts
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Description: Because G.I. Robot does not like Not Zees

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifa, creature commando, norse
No Not Zees in Valhalla Shorts
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Description: Alternative design for the NNIV design

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa, antifascist

No Not Zees in Valhalla Shorts

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Three CEOs in a trench coat Shorts
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Description: We are not a country… we are 3 CEOs in a trench coat

Tags: capitalist, corruption, country, humor, political

Three CEOs in a trench coat Shorts

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Do Not Thank Me Shorts
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Description: Different version of Do Not Thank Me

Tags: air force, army, marine, military, navy

Do Not Thank Me Shorts

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No Not Zees in Elysium Shorts
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Description: They do not belong in paradise of heroes

Tags: anti racism, antifa, antifascism, antifascist, end racism

No Not Zees in Elysium Shorts

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No Not Zees in Valhalla Shorts
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Description: The All Father is the ALL FATHER… not the some father

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa, antifascist

No Not Zees in Valhalla Shorts

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Do Not Thank Me Shorts
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Description: If you voted for our now current President, you never cared about Veterans… You’re thanks is hallow and unwelcome… All $$$ made from this design will go to Common Defense and Veterans Against Fascism

Tags: army, combat, military, navy, soldier

Do Not Thank Me Shorts

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I.K.A.S Support Shorts
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Description: Support your local I.K.A.S. Member today! Funds go to An Tir’s Raven Travel Fund

Tags: cute, fun, humor, knight, medieval

I.K.A.S Support Shorts

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K.I.K.A.S Shorts
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Description: Another design to donate to the Raven Travel Fund Coffers…

Tags: cute, fun, funny, humor, knight

K.I.K.A.S Shorts

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Inter-Kingdom Association of Squires - Local 9 Shorts
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Description: Joke is the squires of An-Tir are unionizing, so I am running with it….

Tags: an tir, funny, humor, medieval, sca
Party Baroness Summer 2 Shorts
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Description: This summer was made possible by: Their Majesties of An Tir, The Populace of Aquaterra, And by contributions to your SCA events by scadians like you. Thank you.

Tags: cute, funny, humor, party

Party Baroness Summer 2 Shorts

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Lotus Bar Shorts
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Description: Because the best things come in fun-sized! Part of the Party Baroness Summer Collection

Tags: cute, fun, humor, party

Lotus Bar Shorts

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Party Baroness Summer Shorts
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Description: Celebrating my bestie’s last year as a Landed Baroness of An Tir!

Tags: fun, summer

Party Baroness Summer Shorts

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Dude - Bros for Odin (Adult) Shorts
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Description: Once upon a time in Mexico, an idea was born over many margaritas surrounded by a women’s Christian convention…

Tags: bodybuilding, dude, exercise, fitness, gym

Dude - Bros for Odin (Adult) Shorts

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Fru-Fru Owl Shorts
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Description: Because PNW needs coffee…

Tags: owl, pacific northwest, pnw

Fru-Fru Owl Shorts

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Lycanthrope Shorts
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Description: Apparently people who have periods are werewolves

Tags: feminism, feminist, periods, werewolf

Lycanthrope Shorts

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F@#$ this S^&* O’clock Shorts
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Description: We get to a point we’re we are done

Tags: alcohol, finished, time, tired

F@#$ this S^&* O’clock Shorts

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Customer Service Shorts

Description: We all have that face… don’t forget to put it on

Tags: customer service representative, server, service

Customer Service Shorts

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Jet Ski Shorts
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Description: There are just those people who are useless

Tags: jet ski, useless

Jet Ski Shorts

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Not a duck… Shorts
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Description: Not Zees will call themselves out…

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, duck

Not a duck… Shorts

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Property of No Man - Widow Shorts
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Description: Fem bikers are property of no one but themselves…

Tags: black widow, feminism, motorbike, motorcycle, spider

Property of No Man - Widow Shorts

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Elysium Shorts
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Description: Not zees have no home in the after life were heroes dwell

Tags: antifascist, black lives matter, lgbt, pride

Elysium Shorts

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Property of No Man - Gorgon Shorts
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Description: Fem bikers are property of No one but themselves

Tags: bike, feminism, gorgon, greek, greek mythology

Property of No Man - Gorgon Shorts

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Property of No Man - Hyena Shorts
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Description: Fem bikers belong to No one but themselves…

Tags: feminism, hyena, motorcycle

Property of No Man - Hyena Shorts

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Property of No Man - Bride Shorts
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Description: Fem bikers are there own people…

Tags: bride of frankenstein, classic monsters, feminist, frankenstein, frankensteins monster

Property of No Man - Bride Shorts

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