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Are you a good ol' boy? If so, then this one (this 01) is for you. A little vintage throwback.

Hey bud, let's party! The Surf Club is down at the beach hunting for some tasty waves. It's gonna be awesome, totally awesome!

For all you Gender's out there who went to high school in the best decade ever… the 80's! We all secretly wanted to go to Ridgemont. Didn't we?

I heard the Haddonfield Sheriff's Department offers hazard pay for any deputy willing to work on Halloween night. I wonder why?

We're from Haddonfield, couldn't be prouder! Can't hear us now? We'll yell a little louder!

Those kids from detention at Shermer High have formed a new club. It's social… demented and sad, but social.

Put on your shades and see what's really going on.

I think it's self explanatory.

Need to go fast? Take your ride over to Dom's place.

When you're a Space Ranger and you're not on a mission and you just wanna chill, what do you wear?

Alpha Kenny One. What is it? Say it to yourself over and over, you'll figure it out.

Ever get that eye roll from your Jeep?

Join the pit crew and root for the lovable Number 53. Vintage Herbie the Love Bug livery.

Do you prey on the weak and vulnerable? Do you fear the night? Do you wonder if something is there in the darkness watching you, waiting to take you? Are you afraid of the shadows? You should be, for I am the shadows.

Do you always think with your stomach? Have you ever been referred to as a walking carpet or a big furry oaf? Are you the co-pilot of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Fuzz Ball

Are you a scruffy-looking nerf herder? Perhaps a bit of a rogue? Are you in it for the money? Are you the captain of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Scoundrel.

Do you refer to it as Episode IV or Star Wars? Did you stand in line for hours outside the theater in the summer heat waiting to see it during its original release even though you had already seen it over a dozen times? Do you now carry an AARP card? Well then, you're an OG. Show it!

Do you sometimes gaze at the dual sunset and long for adventure? Do your droids wander off into the desert? Does your uncle make you finish your chores before you can waste time with your friends? Well then, you could be a Farm Boy.

Do people refer to you as "Your Royal Worshipfullness?" Do people consider you a committee all by yourself? When you're in a hurry is there usually a walking carpet in your way? Well then, you might be a Princess.

It's 5:30 am, late July in Texas. Gotta get out on the field, the kids will be here soon. Better take an extra shirt. It's gonna be a hot one. Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose

Summer is almost over and Fall is approaching. You know what that means? When Friday Night rolls around, the skies are gonna light up! So, what do you do? Show your support for Coach Taylor and that little team from Texas. Go Panthers!!

Who do you root for? The Panthers or the Lions? I usually root for the underdog but, Coach Taylor is always the underdog isn't he? Go Lions!

It don't matter how quick or fast your electric vehicle is, there's nothing better than the sound and feel of an American V8. There is no substitute for "cubes"

My favorite things (not 1 & 2) from 1957… Elvis, Chevrolet Bel-Air, and How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I mean "Who" wouldn't want to live in Whoville?

Summer lovin'… had me a blast! I met a girl crazy for me. She was too good for me, really. I mean, what would a sweet girl like that want with greaser like me. I had to prove to her that I was good enough for her so, I lettered in Track. That's right, this greaser turned jock. Oh, those summer nights!

Things were tough in the '80s. Good role models were hard to come by. If you were lucky, you had a very wise, very zen Japanese mentor. If not, you might have wound up with an unbalanced, PTSD guided Vietnam Vet. Then again, maybe you just wanted to wear your badass red leather jacket and cruise around in your Trans-Am looking for a fight. Either way, it's still a cool motto.

Anytime you can jump in a hot rod, grab a gear, cruise down the road and enjoy some good tunes and a warm, breezy day, you know you're gonna have a Good Year.

Were they or weren't they? I distinctly remember Rachel telling Ross that "we need a break… from each other." Sounds to me like they were on a break.

Are you a Gen-X'er? Did you have a standing 8:00 appointment every Thursday night throughout the '90s? Do you enjoy a good "Friendsgiving?" Me too, and you know what? When the rain starts to fall… I'll be there for you.

Have you found the girl of your dreams? Would you drink a glass full of chicken fat for her even if she rolled over your juice box? Well then you might be her Lobster.

Do you love a nerd with a heart of gold? Did you realize that only after he started dating someone else? Would you give up your dream job across the pond and get off that plane to let him know? Well then you might be his lobster.

Did you ever hear that story about the psycho that escaped from the mental institution in 1978? You know, the one that went back to his home town and killed a bunch of people on Halloween night? Yeah, well this is that hospital he escaped from.

You know you're gonna have a really bad Halloween when your dad is a realtor and he asks you to drop off a key at the old Myers' place on your way to school. Just because you think you're seeing things doesn't mean that someone isn't behind those bushes. It's gonna be one Hell of a night.

If you're ever in Haddonfield, IL and looking to hook up with some lonely nurses, you should stop by the Rabbit In Red Lounge. Just some friendly advice, though. I wouldn't go there around Halloween.

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You know that super smart kid in Dr. Connor's class? You know, the one who always raises his hand and always knows all the answers, even though he rarely makes it to class? What's his name? Parker! Yeah, Peter Parker… what a nerd. Not only is he on the debate team, he's also a "Mathlete." Such a loser. I'll bet he's never even talked to a girl.