Animal at Work

Description: If you're Gen-X and from East Tennessee like me, then you probably feel the same. It's like we lost our favorite Aunt. Rest in Peace, Dolly. We will always love you.

Description: Is José Cuervo Spanish for Just Curvy? Or, did I get that wrong? I think it works either way.

Description: Is José Cuervo Spanish for Just Curvy? Or, did I get that wrong? I think it works either way.

Description: When you've had enough and don't feel like putting up with their crap anymore, give 'em your Foxtrot Uniform. Give 'em your F. U.

Description: Some may see this and think "Appalachian Trail" but, Gen-X'ers will see and think "Kung Fu Grip." I mean, who didn't want to be part of the G.I. Joe Action Team!

Description: Celebrate the birth of our great nation! 250 years! First year on the front, this year on the back, 1776-2026. Happy Birthday America!

Description: The Salt Life on the Gulf Coast along 30-A. IYKYK.

Description: Are you heading back to school? Don't forget your pencil, especially if you're hot for your teacher.

Description: One of the defining mantras of Generation X, Fuck Around and Find Out. This is how we learned the meaning of the word "Consequences."

Description: For all my feral, latch-key disciples out there this is your badge of honor. Let them know you are not to be messed with by educating them on what FAFO means. Be sure to give them a thumbs up because that hurts their feelings.

Description: Here's your Thunderbolt. Of course, the asterisk means that is subject to change.

Description: There's a lot of meaning behind that asterisk. Have you seen Thunderbolts* yet? IYKYK

Description: Naughty co-eds doing naughty things instead of watching out for little boys swimming in the lake. That's how it all started. The lifeguards were the first to feel the wrath of mom. Baby-boy took it from there… the rest is history.

Description: It takes commitment to chase the same girl for nearly 50 years. Or, maybe just being committed. It's must be love.

Description: When I say "Halloween" isn't this the first image that pops into your head? Is there anyone more synonymous with that day than this guy? I think not.

Description: For your cosplay or Eddie Murphy fan consideration. A faithful reproduction of the t-shirt Eddie wore in Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2. Enjoy!

Description: They tried. They missed.

Description: I live my life like there's no tomorrow. All I've got, I had to steal. At least I don't need to beg or borrow. Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills.

Description: So, they're obviously typing something. Are they answering me, or are they texting someone else? And now that little bubble is gone. Oh wait, it's back! Wow, they're typing a lot! I didn't think they'd have that much to say about it. And now the bubble is gone again. They weren't texting me.… *sigh*

Description: Are you a good ol' boy? If so, then this one (this 01) is for you. A little vintage throwback.

Description: Hey bud, let's party! The Surf Club is down at the beach hunting for some tasty waves. It's gonna be awesome, totally awesome!

Description: For all you Gender's out there who went to high school in the best decade ever… the 80's! We all secretly wanted to go to Ridgemont. Didn't we?

Description: I heard the Haddonfield Sheriff's Department offers hazard pay for any deputy willing to work on Halloween night. I wonder why?

Description: We're from Haddonfield, couldn't be prouder! Can't hear us now? We'll yell a little louder!

Description: Those kids from detention at Shermer High have formed a new club. It's social… demented and sad, but social.

Description: I think it's self explanatory.

Description: Need to go fast? Take your ride over to Dom's place.

Description: When you're a Space Ranger and you're not on a mission and you just wanna chill, what do you wear?

Description: Alpha Kenny One. What is it? Say it to yourself over and over, you'll figure it out.

Description: Do you prey on the weak and vulnerable? Do you fear the night? Do you wonder if something is there in the darkness watching you, waiting to take you? Are you afraid of the shadows? You should be, for I am the shadows.

Description: Do you always think with your stomach? Have you ever been referred to as a walking carpet or a big furry oaf? Are you the co-pilot of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Fuzz Ball

Description: Are you a scruffy-looking nerf herder? Perhaps a bit of a rogue? Are you in it for the money? Are you the captain of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Scoundrel.

Description: Do you refer to it as Episode IV or Star Wars? Did you stand in line for hours outside the theater in the summer heat waiting to see it during its original release even though you had already seen it over a dozen times? Do you now carry an AARP card? Well then, you're an OG. Show it!

Description: Do you sometimes gaze at the dual sunset and long for adventure? Do your droids wander off into the desert? Does your uncle make you finish your chores before you can waste time with your friends? Well then, you could be a Farm Boy.

Description: Do people refer to you as "Your Royal Worshipfullness?" Do people consider you a committee all by yourself? When you're in a hurry is there usually a walking carpet in your way? Well then, you might be a Princess.

Description: It's 5:30 am, late July in Texas. Gotta get out on the field, the kids will be here soon. Better take an extra shirt. It's gonna be a hot one. Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose