Anti-Establish Man

Description: You hate your job, and it's clear your boss wants you to leave. Stick it to the man by sticking around. Until you get fired. Never quit!

Description: The perfect attire for your next company social function. Make your dream known to your boss on Friday and have it come true by Monday. Remember, your job is replaceable. You are not. Go be free.

Description: Quit mooching off the rules of others. Make your own rules for once!

Description: Your utter disdain for societal structure is what gets you up in the afternoon. Besides, punctuality is only useful to those who depend on you. Don't be late to the tardy club! Get your Tardiness=Happiness apparel today and receive a 100% discount on your job security.