I have no design skills whatsoever. None. Zero. Zilch. Not a single artistic bone in this old body. Even the ant was drawn in KiCad as a circuit... What I have in abundance is humour. Bad humour. According to my nieces, ranging from "dad" to "cringe". If you're looking for something for yourself, I won't judge, we all have our vices. You'd have better luck If you were looking to play a prank on somebody.
