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Description: A cracked-open fortune cookie surrounded by peonies, revealing a message worth carrying with you: your uniqueness is your crown, wear it as strength.

Description: Front facing lion’s head formed by a grove of trees. Branches shape the eyes, each with a bird perched as the pupil. Wisps of cloud drift through the canopy, earth tones fading at the edges like a soft vignette. Calm, grounded, and quietly majestic.

Description: Or United or whatever. lol. Enjoy this fun, spirited tee

Description: Strength without aggression. Confidence without apology. This vintage-inspired design features a bold American eagle, distressed patriotic details, and the unapologetic motto: “Do No Harm. But Take No Shit.” It’s for people who believe in standing their ground, protecting what matters, and refusing to be pushed around. The distressed retro styling gives it a worn-in, classic look that feels just as at home at a backyard barbecue, a concert, the range, or around town. Whether you’re a veteran, first responder, outdoorsman, or simply someone who believes in personal responsibility and quiet confidence, this shirt says exactly enough—and nothing more. Makes a great gift for patriots, military families, law enforcement supporters, constitu

Description: Everyone’s favorite papa.

Description: Yummy. Are you as sweet as apple pie. This the shirt for you.

Description: Checklist? Check!

Description: Pretty Face. Beautiful woman. Yiddish and Jewish

Description: A little Crazy in Yiddish

Description: Phone setting toggled!

Description: The river otter went extinct in 2012. Pollution and a scientific community that couldn't agree it was a distinct species.

Description: A loving canine companion makes you some soothing tea.

Description: Everything is awesome. Nope Loathsome.

Description: A fun design. Mermaid as a monkey.

Description: An obscene gesture from an obscene jester.

Description: No dalmation is safe. Actually, no creature is safe.

Description: A Leo in LEO

Description: A lover's daydream. For Carly Ann.

Description: Rebels of London! This is our last warning! Our final offer! Show yourselves in the open streets. You will be fed and watered, but work is needed from you. The Daleks offer you life! Rebel against us and the Daleks shall destroy London completely. Rebels of London, come out of your hiding places. The Daleks offer you life! You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Is it Dalek DeLarge or maybe it's Alex Supreme? Enjoy!

Description: If you know, you know.

Description: There's a meme going around but I designed this in 2010. Just wanted to put that out there. Enjoy!

Description: Peter Pumpkinhead 2020 Making enemies of the people who would keep us on our knees

Description: Stylized warehouse logo.

Description: The Early Bird Gets the Worm but I Sleep In and Chew on These Drawstrings Instead.

Description: I wish! Why didn't Mel Brooks ever move forward with this movie?

Description: We definitely need this key combo in the world.

Description: We definitely need this key combo in the world.

Description: The pinnacle of geekery. A select few will just "get" this. Happy to be among you! Enjoy!

Description: Everything is dystopian in 2016

Description: Life, The Universe, Everything... 42 42+42+42=126 The Higgs boson helps explain why particles have the mass they do. The Higgs particle that the LHC has found possesses a mass of approximately 126 giga-electron volts (GeV)—roughly the combined mass of 126 protons (hydrogen nuclei). (One GeV equals a billion electron volts.)

Description: Sharing electrons is love. Is it not?

Description: Similar to what was seen in an article George Takei shared.

Description: There's a design studio somewhere that makes cool animations. Their in house slogan is "Story is King". This corporate logo is an homage to that studio and its lamp mascot. I hope you enjoy it.

Description: World Tour 1979!

Description: Hung in a garage we love.

Description: Don't let it happen here