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Rally Possum Funny Cleveland Football T-Shirt
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Description: Designed for the Cleveland resident or Football fan in your life! Believe in miracles, and rally behind the possum! Or is it opossum? Who knows. Created with vintage distressed texture and style, this shirt celebrates the end of an epic losing streak! Wear this to the bar to watch the sunday game! Makes a perfect gift for any Ohio football fan!

Tags: browns, cleveland, fan, nfl, ohio

Rally Possum Funny Cleveland Football T-Shirt

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I'M PRO OPERA AND I VOTE T-Shirt
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Description: A bold, tongue-in-cheek typographic design inspired by Frasier, featuring the iconic quote “I’m pro opera and I vote.” Styled like a vintage political campaign sign, this red, white, and blue layout delivers civic pride with a dramatic flair. Perfect for lovers of classical music, sharp wit, and the finest of sitcoms.

Tags: 80s, 90s, daphne moon, election, frasier crane

I'M PRO OPERA AND I VOTE T-Shirt

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Buffalo Tailgate Games Retro Videogame Cartridge Art T-Shirt
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Description: You gotta support your team! Designed for Buffalo football fans who are diehard! The perfect tailgate design this football season

Tags: bills, bills football, bills mafia, buffalo, buffalove
Overthinking? Me? Never. Funny Possum T-Shirt
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Description: Features a possum mid-faint with dramatic flair. This Swampcore classic blends anxiety humor with nocturnal critter chaos in a perfectly over-it vintage look. For the emotionally fried and dramatically tired. Designed for possum lovers, anxiety-riddled swamp gremlins, and those who are just done—but funny about it.

Tags: animal, anxiety, anxious, introvert, mental health

Overthinking? Me? Never. Funny Possum T-Shirt

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Mentally I'm Screaming Under A Porch T-Shirt
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Description: A hissing possum under a porch captures the mood exactly. This anxious swampcore design is tailor-made for overthinkers and emotionally unavailable woodland mammals. Fans of dark humor, feral animals, and existential dread will feel deeply seen. Swampcore-approved, retro-styled, and emotionally unstable in the best way.

Tags: animal, anxiety, anxious, depression, mental health

Mentally I'm Screaming Under A Porch T-Shirt

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The Squeal Deal T-Shirt
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Description: A pig in sunglasses knows what’s up. Retro style meets hog humor in this playful rural design. Meaty vibes and backyard BBQ energy all in one. Great for grilling pros, pork fans, and anyone who thinks pigs deserve personality. Farmcore style, backyard comedy, and pure hog wild vibes.

Tags: animal, cute, funny, pet, piggy

The Squeal Deal T-Shirt

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Ewe Can't Handle This T-Shirt
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Description: A sheep in sunglasses radiates woolly swagger. This retro-style pun design is perfect for people who love sheep, puns, and being the star of the barnyard. Great for 4-H kids, rural rebels, and anyone who’s ever yelled “ewe da best.” Funny farm fashion with some serious fleece attitude.

Tags: animal, farm, farming, funny, lamb

Ewe Can't Handle This T-Shirt

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Swine & Dine funny BBQ Pork T-Shirt
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Description: This butcher-style pig diagram is all business—meat business. A bold retro layout meets BBQ culture in this tongue-in-cheek shirt made for grilling fanatics. Perfect for butchers, pitmasters, and folks who take their meat cuts seriously. Pork diagrams and puns collide for an unapologetically carnivorous design.

Tags: chef, cooking, food, grill, grilling

Swine & Dine funny BBQ Pork T-Shirt

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Ham It Up T-Shirt
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Description: This retro ham is shining in the spotlight, as it should. Combines classic food illustration with a healthy dose of pun-ishment. Made for meatheads and food pun fanatics. For lovers of salty humor, Sunday dinners, and throwback culinary graphics. A vintage meat-lover’s dream with a wink and a slice of irony.

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Ham It Up T-Shirt

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Moo-dy and Proud T-Shirt
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Description: This emotional bovine embraces its inner feelings in full retro glory. Rural charm meets hilarious self-expression—because even cows get cranky. For farmers, cow lovers, or anyone who’s ever had big feelings in a pasture. Great for dairy devotees and livestock humor enthusiasts.

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Moo-dy and Proud T-Shirt

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Stay Pawsitive T-Shirt
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Description: This golden retriever is living its best life in vintage style. Radiates wholesome, goofy energy with retro fonts and sunshine vibes. Made for dog lovers, happy goofs, and lovers of optimistic chaos. Ideal for golden retriever fans, retro pet shirt collectors, and people who need the reminder to wag more and worry less. A cheerful addition for anyone in the dog-loving community.

Tags: animal, dog lover, dogs, funny, golden retriever

Stay Pawsitive T-Shirt

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Drama? I Play Dead, Funny Possum T-Shirt
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Description: The possum has spoken. This shirt serves up Swampcore sarcasm in retro style with a perfect blend of possum melodrama and emotional shutdown energy. Perfect for introverts, anxiety-prone critters, and those who ghost hard when tension rises. For fans of swamp aesthetics, passive resistance, and funny animal shirts.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, mental health, opossum, opossum lover

Drama? I Play Dead, Funny Possum T-Shirt

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Proud Parent of a Misunderstood Dog T-Shirt
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Description: This tangled-up pup is doing its best, okay? A must for dog owners of lovable disasters and leash-challenged goofballs. Features vintage style and heartfelt humor. For owners of chaotic good dogs, awkward tail-chasers, and professional leash tanglers. Celebrates the love between people and their “special” four-legged friends.

Tags: animal, dog lover, dogs, pet, puppy

Proud Parent of a Misunderstood Dog T-Shirt

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Got Grass? Funny Cow T-Shirt
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Description: A cheeky cow stares you down, chewing on grass like it owns the field. This ironic rural shirt is perfect for farmers, cow lovers, or anyone who’s into deadpan barnyard humor. A twist on an iconic slogan, this design combines farm aesthetic with retro vibes. Great for fans of livestock puns, cattle culture, and laid-back pasture vibes.

Tags: animal, cows, farm, farmer, farming

Got Grass? Funny Cow T-Shirt

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Just A Little Guy With Big Problems T-Shirt
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Description: A hissing possum stands its anxious little ground on a trash heap. This design says what your therapist already knows—you're doing your best in the chaos. Ideal for anxious folks, possum people, and emotionally unstable critter fans. Retro distress with feral vibes for Swampcore souls and mentally exhausted mammals.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, depression, mental health, opossum

Just A Little Guy With Big Problems T-Shirt

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Part-Time Adult, Full-Time Raccoon T-Shirt
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Description: Embrace your inner trash goblin with this retro raccoon design. This one’s for the chronically tired and spiritually feral—raccoon lovers, messy adults, and chaos gremlins. A perfect shirt for Swampcore fans, feral millennials, and anyone just barely keeping it together. Midnight snackers and possum enthusiasts, unite.

Tags: animal, cute, funny, raccoon lovers, raccoony cuteness

Part-Time Adult, Full-Time Raccoon T-Shirt

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My Cat and I Talk About You T-Shirt
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Description: A retro-styled cat stares into space, thinking deeply (about you). This is for cat people with an attitude, vintage design fans, and lovers of passive-aggressive feline humor. Ideal for sarcastic cat owners and lovers alike. Features classic illustration style with a weird twist that’ll appeal to meme brains, pet parents, and retro-core fans.

Tags: animal, cats, cute, funny, kitten

My Cat and I Talk About You T-Shirt

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Early To Rise, Early To Raise Hell T-Shirt
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Description: This cawing cartoon rooster means business. Retro-style barnyard mayhem for anyone who wakes up mad—and loud. Perfect for poultry lovers with big personalities. For rooster people, farm life fans, and early risers with attitude. This design clucks back with vintage flair and rowdy sunrise energy.

Tags: animal, chicken lady, chicken lover, chicken mom, cute

Early To Rise, Early To Raise Hell T-Shirt

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Fixin' To Be Fabulous T-Shirt
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Description: A Southern chicken icon in sunglasses and a scarf is serving backyard glam. This retro design brings attitude and charm to any chicken tender at heart. Southern sass meets poultry panache. Ideal for coop queens, stylish homesteaders, and retro chicken lovers with flair.

Tags: animal, chicken dad, chicken lady, chicken lover, chicken mom

Fixin' To Be Fabulous T-Shirt

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Living My Best Trash Life T-Shirt
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Description: Channeling full trash raccoon energy, this retro-style design embraces the glory of garbage scavenging with a wink. If you relate to chaos, this one’s for you. Swampcore aesthetic, night critter lifestyle. Perfect for those who dig irony, dumpster lore, glowing-eyed raccoons, and offbeat animal humor. For fans of possum memes, early Hot Topic energy, and being unbothered in the filth.

Tags: animal, funny, garbage, raccoon lover, raccoon lovers

Living My Best Trash Life T-Shirt

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Chaos Is My Love Language T-Shirt
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Description: A trash panda caught in the act—this edgy raccoon shirt features glowing eyes and death metal lettering that screams Swampcore energy. Perfect for fans of nocturnal chaos, irony, and low-key emotional destruction. Designed for gremlins who thrive in mess, love raccoons, and romanticize the dumpster fire. Ideal for swampcore aesthetics, metal font lovers, possum people, and anxious weirdos with a sense of humor.

Tags: animal, band, funny, metal, raccoon lover

Chaos Is My Love Language T-Shirt

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Full of Grit, Feathers, and Determination T-Shirt
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Description: This fierce cartoon chicken is the embodiment of barnyard resilience. Packed with grit, fluff, and attitude. Great for homesteaders and poultry fanatics. A motivational farm shirt with cartoon punch. For chicken raisers, backyard farmers, and anyone who feels like a scrappy underdog.

Tags: animal, chicken lover, cute, farm, funny
I'm Just Here For The Pizza T-Shirt
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Description: The Grim Reaper is taking a break—with a slice. This irreverent design combines goth energy with party vibes in a hilarious, food-driven visual. Perfect for pizza obsessives, ironic introverts, and fans of dark humor. Death waits for no one, unless there’s pepperoni.

Tags: death, food, grim reaper, horror, pizza lover

I'm Just Here For The Pizza T-Shirt

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Professional Goose Wrangler T-Shirt
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Description: This retro stick-figure shirt captures a goose chasing a terrified human—because the geese run the show now. Funny, relatable, and perfect for anyone who's been personally victimized by waterfowl. Whether you're rural, chaotic, or just fear large birds, this goose humor shirt taps into stick-figure sign art, ironic job titles, and good ol’ slapstick poultry aggression.

Tags: geese, goose, goose lover, goose meme, sign

Professional Goose Wrangler T-Shirt

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Dead Astronaut Psychedelic T-Shirt
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Description: This no-text design features a rotting astronaut suit surrounded by mushrooms and wildflowers. Psychedelic, emotional, and beautifully bleak. For space dreamers, mushroom minds, and cosmic wanderers. A haunting yet serene image that blends decay, nature, and existential art in one trippy design.

Tags: astronaut, mushrooms, psychedelic, scifi, skull

Dead Astronaut Psychedelic T-Shirt

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Pope Cthulhu Dark Occult Horror T-Shirt
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Description: Cthulhu dons the papal robes in this blasphemous blend of Catholic iconography and cosmic evil. For goths, Satanists, and fans of unholy mashups with a sense of dark humor.

Tags: catholic, catholicism, christian, cosmic horror, horror

Pope Cthulhu Dark Occult Horror T-Shirt

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THE CTHULHU WITH A PEARL EARRING T-Shirt
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Description: A haunting twist on a classic painting—Girl with a Pearl Earring, reimagined with the face of madness. Art lovers and horror fans unite. This tee is pure cultured chaos.

Tags: call of cthulhu, cosmic horror, girl with a pearl earring, girl with the pearl earring, horror

THE CTHULHU WITH A PEARL EARRING T-Shirt

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CTHULHU'S LAST SUPPER T-Shirt
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Description: A reimagined Last Supper with Cthulhu at the center—sacrilegious, surreal, and deeply metal. For fans of classic art parodies, dark satire, and cosmic horror with bite.

Tags: call of cthulhu, cosmic horror, da vinci, horror, hp lovecraft

CTHULHU'S LAST SUPPER T-Shirt

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WWCD? What Would Cthulhu Do? T-Shirt
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Description: Religious parody meets cosmic horror in this vintage design asking the only real question: What Would Cthulhu Do? Retro vibe for fans of ironic faith, existential humor, and elder god aesthetics.

Tags: christian, cosmic horror, faith, god, horror

WWCD? What Would Cthulhu Do? T-Shirt

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BOB ROSS CTHULHU T-Shirt
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Description: Happy little tentacles. Bob Ross as Cthulhu in this photographic remix of cozy meets cosmic. Ideal for artists, horror fans, and anyone who paints with madness.

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BOB ROSS CTHULHU T-Shirt

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CTHULHU THE ELDRITCH GOD VHS T-Shirt
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Description: A kids’ show parody gone terribly wrong—Cthulhu-sized nightmare in a Barney-style photo shoot. Perfect for horror fans, VHS collectors, and lovers of weird absurdist humor.

Tags: 80s, 90s, barney, barney the dinosaur, call of cthulhu

CTHULHU THE ELDRITCH GOD VHS T-Shirt

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STARRY NIGHT CTHULHU T-Shirt
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Description: Van Gogh’s masterpiece burns—Cthulhu rises in a fiery Starry Night reinterpretation that blends fine art with fine doom. For horror fans, art nerds, and anyone who wants to scream into the void, stylishly.

Tags: call of cthulhu, horror, hp lovecraft, lovecraft, necronomicon

STARRY NIGHT CTHULHU T-Shirt

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MR RODGERS CTHULHU T-Shirt
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Description: A classic cardigan. A welcoming smile. And a terrifying tentacle-faced host. Welcome to the new neighborhood. For retro TV lovers, ironic horror fans, and dark nostalgia enthusiasts.

Tags: call of cthulhu, horror, hp lovecraft, lovecraft, mister rogers

MR RODGERS CTHULHU T-Shirt

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SWEATIN WITH THE OLD ONES T-Shirt
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Description: Richard Simmons meets unspeakable horror in this faux VHS design. Work out… or be consumed. For retro lovers, gym rats, and fans of absurd, cosmic chaos.

Tags: 80s, call of cthulhu, cosmic horror, horror, hp lovecraft

SWEATIN WITH THE OLD ONES T-Shirt

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BETTER CALL CTHULHU T-Shirt
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Description: A twist on the hit TV show—Saul Goodman meets The Call of Cthulhu in this chaotic lawyer-meets-eldritch mashup. For horror fans, dark humor lovers, and anyone who takes their legal advice from the void.

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BETTER CALL CTHULHU T-Shirt

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JAILHOUSE ROCK CTHULHU T-Shirt
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Description: Elvis’s iconic pose… with Cthulhu’s face. All shook up? You will be. For music lovers, pop culture mashup fans, and horror heads alike.

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JAILHOUSE ROCK CTHULHU T-Shirt

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