Description: Worry about the past, present, and future all at once.

Description: The future is celery.

Description: Observe all thots, but pay none any attention

Description: Best verse ever

Description: Please remember to vote no on any planet going retrograde.

Description: Gay college is the best college.

Description: Honesty is the best policy so have some truth.

Description: Don't be tough, just tap

Description: What's more ENFP than publicly showcasing your type?

Description: Everything was so much better back when things were good.

Description: It's easy to love a neighbor, but it's not so easy to love an unfollower

Description: For the person painfully aware of their acute melancholy state of mind.

Description: Veggie oriented but not all the time? The perfect gift for your omnivorous friend.

Description: Bruh, that's not marine layer...

Description: Forget Kale College, Arugula University is where it's at. Have some school spirit.

Description: Celebrate your pride.

Description: Let the world know that this person is in a committed relationship.

Description: Let everyone know the person wearing this t-shirt is in a committed relationship.