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Keep The Nonsense To A Minimum Today Sarcastic Quote Shorts
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Description: Let's keep the nonsense to a minimum today. Bold typography for sarcasm fans, tired coworkers and anyone whose patience ran out before lunch. A funny, blunt statement design that makes a great gift for your sarcastic friend, your office group chat or yourself. Adult humor. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers, mugs and more.

Tags: adult humor, coworker gift, dry humor, funny quote, funny saying
Edmund Fitzgerald Great Lakes Freighter Shipwreck 1975 Shorts

Description: The SS Edmund Fitzgerald, the 729-foot freighter lost on Lake Superior on November 10, 1975 with all 29 crew. A vintage-style design remembering Great Lakes history for sailors, history buffs and Great Lakes families. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers, posters and more.

Tags: 1975, freighter, great lakes, great lakes history, lake superior
All You Had To Do Was Lower Your Prices Funny Meme Shorts

Description: All you had to do was lower your prices. A funny, relatable meme design for bargain hunters, tired shoppers and anyone who has stared at a receipt in disbelief. A bold illustration with a punchline everyone gets. A great gift for frugal friends, coupon lovers and meme fans. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers, mugs and more.

Tags: bargain hunter, consumer humor, cost of living, expensive, frugal humor
Baba Yaga Homebody Funny Slavic Folklore Hut Witch Shorts
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Description: Baba Yaga, the witch of Slavic folklore, gets a cozy twist with her walking hut on chicken legs and one clear message: homebody. A playful design for introverts, fairy tale fans and anyone who would rather stay in. A great gift for folklore lovers, witchy friends and spooky season. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers, mugs and more.

Tags: chicken leg hut, cozy witch, dark fantasy, fairy tale, folklore art
I'm Not 80 – Sweet 16 with 64 Years Experience Shorts
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Description: “I'm Not 80, I Am Sweet 16 with 64 Years Experience” gives a milestone birthday a witty twist. Elegant serif lettering celebrates eight decades of memories with youthful spirit and a sense of humor.

Tags: 64 years experience, birthday celebration, birthday humor, eighty years old, family milestone
The Matriarchy Would Never – Retro Floral Feminist Quote Shorts

Description: “The Matriarchy Would Never” pairs a pointed feminist statement with retro orange and purple flowers. Lush green foliage and warm lettering bring botanical charm to a message of equality and empowerment.

Tags: botanical, female empowerment, feminism, feminist humor, gender equality
Love Them Spoil Them Give Them Back – Grandma Life Shorts
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Description: “Love Them, Spoil Them, Give Them Back” captures the fun of grandma life. Bold lettering and a handwritten accent celebrate loving grandchildren, making memories, and enjoying grandparent perks.

Tags: babysitting, family love, family saying, give them back, grandchildren
It Took Me 90 Years to Look This Good – Birthday Humor Shorts
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Description: Celebrate ninety years of looking good! Bold lettering and star accents give “It Took Me 90 Years to Look This Good” a confident, playful style for a memorable milestone birthday.

Tags: aging gracefully, birthday celebration, birthday humor, family celebration, grandma
Sorry Can't Chiefs Bye – Football Fan Humor Shorts
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Description: “Sorry. Can't. Chiefs. Bye.” delivers a playful excuse for keeping game day free. Distressed white and yellow lettering adds a bold, humorous touch for football fans with firmly booked weekend plans.

Tags: cheering, distressed lettering, football fan, game day, sorry cant bye
Support Public Schools – Distressed Education Advocacy Shorts

Description: Stand up for public education with bold, distressed “Support Public Schools” lettering. A clear message of appreciation for teachers, students, and the communities that help schools thrive.

Tags: community support, education advocacy, educational equity, educators, learning
Support Your Local Occupational Therapists – Raccoon and Opossum Shorts

Description: Raccoons and an opossum bring playful charm to “Support Your Local Occupational Therapists.” Pastel lettering, starbursts, and therapy tools celebrate the people helping others build everyday skills.

Tags: animal collage, daily living skills, fine mo, healthcare appreciation, iced coffee
True Crime Detective Couch Division – Retro Lettering Shorts
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Description: Join the “True Crime Detective Couch Division” with stacked, distressed lettering in soft retro colors. A playful design for mystery fans, crime podcast listeners, and dedicated armchair sleuths.

Tags: amateur detective, armchair detective, couch detective, couch division, crime documentary
It's OK If You Disagree With Me – Sarcastic Quote Shorts
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Description: “It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.” Simple bold lettering delivers a dry, cheeky comeback for anyone who enjoys sarcastic wordplay and opinionated humor.

Tags: banter, bold lettering, cant force you to be right, cheeky, deadpan
Para Normal Activities – Cute Paraprofessional Ghost Humor Shorts

Description: Cute ghosts tackle coffee, data collection, and classroom support beneath “Para normal activities.” A playful Halloween pun celebrating paraprofessionals, teaching assistants, and special education teams.

Tags: classroo, classroom aide, cute spooky, data collection, educator humor
Triangull – Funny Triangle Seagull Geometry Pun Shorts
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Description: Meet the triangull: a triangle-shaped seagull with an orange beak and striped legs. This minimalist bird brings playful geometry wordplay to math enthusiasts, teachers, and fans of quirky animals.

Tags: angular, bird, cartoon, geometric animal, math classroom
Paranormal Distribution – Ghost Bell Curve Statistics Pun Shorts

Description: A normal distribution takes a paranormal turn as a bell curve becomes a ghost. A clever Halloween statistics pun for data scientists, researchers, math teachers, and anyone who enjoys a nerdy joke.

Tags: bell curve, data analyst, data science, ghost, halloween
Merry CHRISTmas – Christian Cross Distressed Typography Shorts

Description: Celebrate the meaning of Christmas with colorful distressed CHRIST lettering, a cross, and flowing handwritten accents. A faith-centered design celebrating Jesus and the joy of the Christmas season.

Tags: advent, christ, christianity, christmas celebration, church
Knower of Stuff and Fixer of Things – Handyman Humor Shorts
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Description: “Knower of Stuff and Fixer of Things” pairs distressed retro lettering with a wrench and screwdriver. A humorous nod to handy dads, mechanics, DIY enthusiasts, and the person everyone calls for repairs.

Tags: dad humor, distressed lettering, diy, fathers day, fixer of things
Wait, What? Stop It. I Agree! – Funny Punctuation Characters Shorts
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Description: A comma, question mark, period, and exclamation mark have a lively conversation. Colorful punctuation characters bring grammar humor to English teachers, writers, editors, and language lovers.

Tags: cartoon characters, classroom humor, comma, editing, english teacher
Women's Rights Vary By State | Feminist Slogan Shorts
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Description: A bold retro-lettered feminist statement tee about how women's rights differ from state to state. Made for marches, rallies and everyday conversation starters.

Tags: activist, empowerment, equality, feminism, human rights
Turkey in Cow Costume | Funny Thanksgiving Farm Shorts
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Description: A turkey in a spotted cow costume with a cowbell asks "MOO?" in this silly Thanksgiving design. Made for farmers, animal lovers and holiday tables that need a laugh.

Tags: cow costume, cow print, cowbell, disguise, fall
Moo Turkey | Funny Thanksgiving Fake Cow Shorts
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Description: A confident turkey says "MOO." and hopes nobody notices he is not a cow. A funny Thanksgiving tee for farm lovers, family dinners and anyone who has ever tried to blend in.

Tags: cow, fake cow, fall, family dinner, farm

Moo Turkey | Funny Thanksgiving Fake Cow Shorts

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Knower of Stuff, Fixer of Things | Funny Handyman Shorts
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Description: A vintage-style handyman tee with a wrench and screwdriver and a proud slogan for dads, mechanics, DIYers and anyone who can fix almost anything with a few tools.

Tags: dad humor, diy, fathers day, fixer, funny dad
I Love My Hot Girlfriend | Funny Boyfriend Shorts
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Description: A funny boyfriend tee with a bold big-letter declaration of love for his super hot, beautiful girlfriend, plus a playful warning for everyone else to stay away. Made for date nights, anniversaries and Valentine's Day.

Tags: affirmation, anniversary, couple, couples, date night
Nail Tech | Funny Raccoon Possum Nail Artist Shorts
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Description: A funny raccoon and possum duo made for nail techs, nail artists and manicurists. A playful appreciation tee for long days at the station, and a cute way for clients to say thank you.

Tags: beauty, cute, funny animals, manicure, manicurist
Septembeer Octobeer Novembeer Decembeer Shorts
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Description: It's drinking season: the fall calendar, one beer pun at a time. Upload as a front print on TeePublic or the joke ends up on the back.

Tags: beer, brewery, craft beer, decembeer, drinking season

Septembeer Octobeer Novembeer Decembeer Shorts

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Shove That Ballroom Up Your Fat Ass Shorts
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Description: A blunt political satire slogan about the White House ballroom that replaced the East Wing. For anyone who has had enough of the ballroom saga.

Tags: anti trump, east wing, funny political, political satire, politics

Shove That Ballroom Up Your Fat Ass Shorts

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The 12 Sharks of Christmas Shorts
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Description: Twelve festive shark species with holiday puns, from Sand Tiger Singing to Tiger Tinsel-ing. A Christmas shirt for shark lovers and divers.

Tags: 12 days of christmas, christmas, funny christmas, grea, holiday

The 12 Sharks of Christmas Shorts

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Santa Cat Smoking Christmas Shorts
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Description: A tabby in a full Santa suit, slumped and smoking like it survived one too many family gatherings. Holiday humor for cat people with a dry sense of humor.

Tags: cat, christmas, funny christmas, holiday, meme

Santa Cat Smoking Christmas Shorts

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Cette Merde Est Plus Qu'un Jeu Shorts
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Description: French for this stuff is more than a game, set in gold with a fleur-de-lis. For New Orleans football fans who celebrate the city's French roots.

Tags: black and gold, football, french, french quote, louisiana

Cette Merde Est Plus Qu'un Jeu Shorts

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We Survived Sterling We Will Survive This Shorts

Description: A two-line rallying cry for Los Angeles basketball fans who have weathered every front office storm. Plain bold type that says loyalty with a sense of humor.

Tags: basketball, fan, hoops, los angeles, loyalty
Not Gay But For Trump Parody Shorts
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Description: An over-the-top MAGA loyalty parody that turns the classic I'm not gay but meme into a rally-sized punchline. Political humor for people who can take a joke.

Tags: america, conservative, flag, funny, maga

Not Gay But For Trump Parody Shorts

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Phonetic Alphabet Airplane Shorts

Description: A fighter jet built entirely from the NATO phonetic alphabet, Alpha to Zulu, in bright rainbow letters. For pilots, student pilots, air traffic controllers and anyone who speaks radio.

Tags: air traffic control, airplane, alpha bravo charlie, aviation, flig

Phonetic Alphabet Airplane Shorts

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Its Like Bomb Detection Funny Sniffer Dog Shorts
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Description: It's like bomb detection, but instead your dog is hunting for cotton swabs and no one dies. A dry, text-only joke for dog owners whose pup raids the bathroom trash.

Tags: bath, bomb detection, dog dad, dog humor, dog lover
Off To Commit Tomfoolery Raccoon Riding a Snail Shorts
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Description: A caped raccoon knight rides a giant snail, off to commit tomfoolery at the slowest speed possible. A vintage storybook style design for raccoon lovers and chaotic souls.

Tags: chaos, funny animal, knight, medieval, mischief
To Everyone I Offended This Year Work On Yourself Shorts
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Description: To everyone I offended this year: work on yourself so I don't have to do it again next year. A sarcastic non-apology for New Year's Eve and anyone proudly unbothered.

Tags: attitude, funny quote, humor, new year, new years eve

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