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Description: This Illustration is an example why it is better to observe what they do, not what they say. Despite this patronizing pronouncement by Trump, his actual 'relationship with the blacks' is gauged by him using birtherism propaganda against Kamala Harris, siccing armed secret police to surreptitiously detain lawful protesters, tear gas and brutalize peaceful demonstrators, refuse to provide financial sustenance to essential workers and assistance to cities and towns, attempting to rescind Obamacare during a pandemic, forcing the most vulnerable to prematurely return to work and school while Coronavirus continues to rage, catering to racists at the expense of people historically victimized by racism, among other egregious affronts.
Description: This graphic reveals the dubious statements made by Trump to support peaceful demonstrators as their 'best friend' while in the same breath threatening to sic 'vicious dogs' and employ 'ominous weapons' to keep marchers in their place
Sic 'Em, Donny! Sticker
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Description: This illustration communicates the warning that the German people refused to heed 90 years ago as Hitler began his steep and quick rise to power. The same combination of naivete, incredulity and blind allegiance that doomed Germany to authoritarianism is currently absorbing America in real time. Beware.
Description: Phrase: Extremely stupid. Adjective: One who has a skull full of feces instead of brain matter, therefore severely limiting their thinking capacity. Noun: Donald Trump.
Shit For Brains Sticker
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Description: Are comparisons between Donald Trump and The Grinch really fair? In the case of The Grinch, he actually had a heart which grew in size as he adopted more empathy than enmity. Getting practice to withdraw healthcare resources, the Affordable Care Act, from millions of otherwise uninsured Americans during a highly lethal worldwide pandemic, The Donald denied continued health insurance coverage to his ill infant greatnephew through the family company's medial insurance plan. Mr. Grinch, as The Donald would say, You're a "lightweight."
Description: After five decades of casualties scattered from 5th Avenue to Pennsylvania Avenue, and the Atlantic City Boardwalk in between, you would think there'd be a scarcity of willing victims eager to place their heads on the chopping block for The Donald. Nope. What is the madness that compels these sacrificial damned to line up for the privilege of being screwed by The Donald, who's low IQ assures there is no Svengali-psych going on? Leave it for the historians or psychologists to figure it out while the casualties keep volunteering, and piling up.
Description: The irony here is that The Donald is more concerned about being likened to the Democrats 'left-wing' Donkey' than being rightly associated with his herd. Sort of the antithesis of the Emperor who has no clothes is the jackass who looks in the mirror expecting to see an elephant. By any other name, once a Jackass always a Jackass.
Description: To The Donald, any smiling black face with an extended hand is "his" African American. In his obvious public discomfort as he walks a fine line attempting to appease the like-minded racists among his base supporters while holding his nose and appealing to the black and brown people who find whatever redeeming quality in Trump that compels their support, The Donald's contrived demeanor of glee when encountering a friendly black face in the crowd in the media's presence is tantamount to the expression of relief on the face of the wuss collared by the schoolyard bully just as his mother shows up to save his ass.
Description: Trump consigliere posing as Attorney General, Bill Barr, tries to have it both ways in how he publicly presents himself. His coy facade belies the cynical errand-boy schemer who follows The Donald's playbook with robotic efficiency, like a mindless drone devoid of morals, ethics or allegiance to the rule of law or the Constitution, Despite his efforts, Trump thinks of Barr as just another temporary cog in the wheel of his personal fortunes. Like all his other disposable minions, Trump pimps Bill Barr like a street corner trick, regarding him as a compliant jester, a clown.
Description: This illustration depicts the masks have come off and the masquerade is over. Democracy in America has been exposed as a farce. The rules - laws - have obviously been a mechanism to pacify and control the masses until the power elite decided they had sufficient controls in place to complete their subversion and reveal themselves as an Authoritarian government of, by and for themselves - and the rest of America should JUST GET OVER IT!
Description: The new abnormal? President of the United States of America, champion, epitome, of truth, justice, magnanimity and fair play – enthusiastically endorses an avowed bigot for United States Senator in 2018. Didn’t I mention the Endorser-In-Chief himself is a declared white ‘nationalist’ and braggadocios misogynist who glibly accepts murder and dismemberment as a cost of doing business, a casualty of capitalism? Did anybody really believe these people evaporated 50 years ago, after the assassination of MLKJ? Over the last half-century they’ve regrouped, redeveloped and implemented a new blueprint for ‘legal’ domination, subordination, repression and aggression against the historically disenfranchised. There Baaack!
Description: The more mature among us may recall the actor, Lon Chaney, “Man of a Thousand Faces.” This illustration speaks to The Donald’s attempts to wear a thousand faces as well…but he is not ‘acting.’ It appears Donald has lost himself in his own delusional world where he mimics behaviors to insinuate himself into roles that he otherwise is unprepared or unsuited for. This graphic shows him as the wannabe gangster character he occasionally presents. In between our glimpses into his actual psyche as a spoiled juvenile or misogynistic adolescent, we see him attempting to act like President of the United States, among other roles for which he would never be chosen by Central Casting. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: This illustration makes it apparent that the pundits missed one by assuming the donald’s only consideration of brett kavanaugh as a Supreme Court justice was his views on executive privilege. The Donald also sees the kavanaugh lad as a poorer, did I say more literate, version of himself – white, privileged, callous and misogynistic. Who said the donald has no feelings? From the DC CRAP Collection
Description: This graphic speaks to the Donald infecting the High Court with Cancer. While the only true Justice is Judgement meted out in Heaven, the Supreme Court fulfills its function. This indictment, pun intended, is directed at Wet (beer-soaked) Kavanaugh, period. Calling him Justice is a sure invite to the “Ralph Club.” From the DC CRAP Collection.
Subpreme Court Sticker
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Description: This graphic grapples with a serious consideration. Not an easy call. You would think a moron is a pretty clear-cut class of folk, but you have to admit the Donald is a pretty spectacular moron. I’m wondering when he will break his streak. Every day he beats the previous day’s record for moronism. Besides, Rex Tillerson, CEO of a former #1 company among the Fortune 500, probably has a keen eye for F**king Morons. I’m going with Rex. From the DC CRAP Collection.
Description: This graphic is an explanation of this guy’s behavior during his confirmation hearings suggested he was plied on beer – more than one – while he ‘testified.’ The whole truth will eventually be told about Wet (beer-soaked) Kavanaugh. Call this person “Your Honor” with a straight face, really? From the DC CRAP Collection.
Just One Beer Sticker
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Description: As surely as a skunk has a disgusting odor the Donald is purely disgusting. From the DC CRAP Collection.
Smell Test Sticker
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Description: It’s your call: Baby or big kid? Toss up? Donald’s silence was on the subject was basically an admission that Stormy Daniels spanked his bare backside like a bratty big kid, although he’s usually whiny and cranky like a restless infant. I’m going with big kid, babies are too cheerful and loving, plus there’s that Stormy Daniels ass whuppin’. From the DC CRAP Collection.
I'm Not A Baby Sticker
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Description: This illustration teases the situation the Donald finds himself that his very top associates from the Oval Office in DC to the Corporate Suites in NYC are showcasing their vocal talents by performing in a Robert Mueller production, singing their immunity-winning hits for a nationwide audience. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: Like blowing spitballs at the teacher, this graphic depicts the Donald directing similar irritants at former FBI Director/current Russia-Gate Inquisitor, Robert Mueller, who before long will answer these indignities more harshly than a trip to the principal’s office. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: This graphic depicts the U.S. president with the obvious lowest I.Q. of any elementary school dropout who is also the worst liar since Pinocchio. So which is it: Is this jackass really to dumb to figure the math on the Puerto Rico/Hurricane Maria death toll, or he a brazen and shameless enough liar to deny the truth in a naked attempt to avoid all responsibility for allowing an avoidable catastrophe? From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: This image illustrates that the Emperor is not the only one naked. If SK's lies were more naked they would be skeletal. If his tongue was more forked it’d be tableware. If his character was more mud you could grow weed in it. Dismiss this guy already! From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Sludge Kavanaugh Sticker
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Description: This illustration depicts the apparent mindset, if not the actual body language, of Donald Trump as he cynically repeated the presidential oath of office during his illegitimate inauguration, which his subsequent moral turpitude, flagrant corruption and cynical, nonchalant lying have demonstrated. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: This sardonic take on the monster Republicans created and installed in the White House speaks to their unflinching, unapologetic grab for absolute power in Washington D.C. at the expense of civil discourse, fairness, morality, dignity, equity, tolerance, rule of law, and or course Democracy itself. Republicans, have you no shame? From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
