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Description: This graphic is an allegorical take on the self-absorbed, infantile, septuagenarian brat occupying the White House who’s never learned to count beyond one – himself – using his middle finger to send that message, which, coincidentally, says f**k you to everybody else. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: This graphic demonstrates how the tables turned on a bunch of unprincipled, unpatriotic, incompetent opportunists who chanted "Lock Her Up" against a lady, who despite her warts is a competent, principled patriot stateswoman. This is only the first wave of treasonous miscreants to meet their punishment from this traitorous conspiracy. Bon voyage, jackasses! From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.
Description: This illustration depicts the proverbial “swamp” that The Donald promised to clean-up upon his arrival to The District that he instead infested with himself and the worst of his ilk From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
The Swamp Sticker
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Description: Graphic message speaking to donald trump's contempt, disrespect and disdain for America, and anything or anyone other than his avaricious self, as a citizen, as a candidate, and since he's assumed the highest office, ultimately selling out the country and the presidency for a few more dollars. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
The Emperor Sticker
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Description: An illustration that speaks to Donald’s public embrace of right wing racists, nazis and fascists who openly and proudly espouse their hate with Oval Office approval and impunity, while The Donald supports their causes with rhetoric and official policy – like in the good ole days when non-whites stayed in their place From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: This illustration emphasizes the various character traits that attribute to The Donald with words that begin with the letter "D". These are not opinions . The Donald has demonstrated these behaviors on the record, on camera for the world to see, throughout his life, most prevalent since he announced, ran for, and assumed the presidency. His misogyny, racism, illiteracy, stupidity and ignorance are on full display for the world. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: This graphic illustrates the fragile ego and thin-skinned veneer of the septuagenarian juvenile who currently sits in the Oval Office. Being far out of his element and caught naked and afraid has caused fissures in Trump's facade to shatter for the whole world to see to the extent that his high-priced lawyers and Russian handlers can't resurrect him. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Trumpty - Dumpty Sticker
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Description: Humorous take on serious issue of current Resident and his elfin attorney general not enforcing, pushing against and attempting to turn back civil rights laws and established policies benefiting non-whites in matters of political and economic parity, and social justice. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: This depiction illustrates the sad but true fact that the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in fact no more than that – a resident, simply the guy who occupies the place. The Resident’s record as a Vietnam draft dodger suggests he has the courage of a chicken. An observation from his Secretary of State suggests he is a “fucking moron.” The company he keeps proves him to be a racist and a hater. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: This design addresses the unadulterated, unmitigated, gutter racism displayed by Trump's chief-of-staff, Generally Ignorant Kelly, who follows the lead of Clueless Leader by unapologetically insulting a blameless, distinguished African-American congresswoman - and by synecdoche all Americans who are not rich, white and unbigoted. This is not a drill. Trump and company want to Take America Back - Waaay Back. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: Illustration depicts the self-appointed national “Mani-arch” sitting upon his throne producing the steady supply of what he attempts to feed the nation daily, while flushing away long-held standards of civility and tactful public discourse that have been hallmarks of the office of the American presidency for centuries From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
King Trump Sticker
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Description: Depicts the internal poisoning of the GOP because the bile that should be regularly expelled to keep the party functioning well – in the name of Donald Trump - is clogging the Party’s innards destroying the will and moral compass required to lead the nation and conduct themselves as citizens and patriots first, instead of partisan votes for hire From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: This illustration is a comical take on the very serious debacle in the White House of an ignorant, dishonest, arrogant, racist, immoral, miscreant serving as the official spokesperson for an ignorant, dishonest, arrogant, racist, immoral, miscreant serving as president of the United States. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Dummy & Dumber Sticker
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Description: This graphic suggests a possible – hopeful – outcome to the investigation of Donald Trump and his cronies resulting from their obviously nefarious machinations during the 2016 presidential election; behavior that if borne out strongly points to treason. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection
Description: DC C.R.A.P. is a brand identity logo for a collection of sardonic, tongue-in-cheek commentary on the policies, actions and state-of-affairs in our nation’s capital promulgated by The Donald and his abysmal band of misguided , disloyal confederates From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection