ArtisticDyslexia

A commission for an awesome client. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Did you carve a pumpkin this year? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The face behind AD after a little plastic surgery. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Jethro was a little twisted. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A commission for my good friend Super Dave, a local DJ for the oldies station Coast 102.3 on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A commission for my good friend Super Dave, a local DJ for the oldies station Coast 102.3 on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When we're swimming, Mini AD (my son) likes to pretend he's a shark. Instead of "duunnn dunnn duunnn dunnn", he says "donut donut donut". http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Fred's dream was to be the best door-to-door vacuum salesman in the southeast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Snails are the camping champs of the gastropod world. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Happy pizza is good for the soul! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

After a 9 month break from drawing, this royal dude happened. I had a lot of fun with it. Originally I was going to use "normal" colors, but then it hit me... Make it wild! Playing around with the colors was like reuniting with an old friend. Felt good. Hope you enjoy it. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

My wife's hatred of clowns inspired this drawing. "'Everything down here floats,' that chuckling, rotten voice whispered." She's shaking her fist at me and calling me evil as I read this description to her. The best part is she knew I was like this and still said "I do." She claims I still had part of a filter when we got married. I dunno about that... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Ever giggle like a moron while drawing? Me? All the time! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Gathering nectar has never been so silly. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

You ever gone on a really long trip to an exotic destination, get to your hotel, get checked in, dump your junk in your room, and think, "Now that I'm here, I'd like to go finger diddle some local buttholes."? No? Me neither. Aliens are so weird. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I've never understood why people spend so much money on a coffin (and funeral in general). I told my wife when I die, cremate me (dumpster fire is acceptable in my opinion), bring me home in a Quaker Oats container and toss my ashes in the cat's litter box. Get one last good use out of me. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

“Energy and motion made visible – memories arrested in space” ― Jackson Pollock http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

In an alternate universe, this is a beloved cartoon character. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Its icy gaze is unnerving. Without blinking, a slow grin crawls across its face. A menacing laugh jarringly breaks the silence. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I'm a bit of a curmudgeon and I'm ok with that. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Just a random cute creature. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He's crazy excited about the idea of mastication! Aren't you? I know I am! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

My only goals when I started this drawing was use a silhouette, use a bright halftone background, draw a skull and a power symbol. The result brings to mind de-evolution by technology. What comes to mind when you view it? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The hoo-hoo has a boo-boo. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Are you a coffee drinker? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A celebration drawing for an Instagram follower! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

So round! So cute! So derpy! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/