ArtisticDyslexia

You're minding your own business doing cactus things when a smokin' hot tumbleweed comes rollin' by and BAM! Hello. That's embarrassing... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Just a random drawing... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Some days my heart beats cheese and pepperoni. Can you relate? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Sometimes it's just fun to draw something shocking. Don't ya agree? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

An impromptu Derp Me Like your French Girls of my nurse friend @nicoletemby on Instagram. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Whether you celebrate the holidays or not, I hope your day is amazing! Gruss vom Krampus! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A gem of a starfish! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

One of my favorite things to do is tell Mini AD, my 4 year old son, about strange things in nature. "Son, did you know honey is bee vomit?" He stares at me. By the expression on his face, you can literally tell his brain is furiously processing this information. Honey good. Vomit bad. A grin goes across his face. I'm about to hear "out of the mouth of babes". "I tooted on you, daddy!" That's my boy... lol http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Too many of Ted's friends had died horrible deaths. Sue, Jim and Alice were eaten by the dog. Jeffery was squashed flat after being stepped on. Aggressive coloring snapped poor John in half. Most of the box had fused into one large abomination after being left in a hot parked car all day. Ted was going insane worrying how he'd meet his end too. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He couldn’t help it. He just tasted so good! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

It's smiling even though you want to rip it open and see its insides. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Her hobbies include decorating Christmas trees and looking fab. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Because who wants to eat just one candy cane. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He's addicted to ice cream. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A derpy portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A derpy portrait of a follower on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

They may have taken his legs, but he'd be damned if they were gonna take his breasts too! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A derpy portrait of a follower on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Jubilee was proud of her juicy posterior. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Steve absolutely loves the water, but his floaties make him feel safe and secure, especially his water dragon, Mr. Binkles. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

That magic switch had been flipped and Flo was turnt. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Gordy was just your average pumpkin in the patch until some invasive squash showed up and sacrificed him to their pagan vegan gods in an unholy carving ritual. He rose from the compost heap with a newfound taste for the flesh of innocent heirloom vegetables and fruits! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I had so much fun with the last Horned Skull that I literally used the same base sketch and created a new design. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A pizza loving computer from a certain block game with mods! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Captain Saber was just a young ruffian when he lost his eye to a blunderbuss accident. He was just cleaning it when it went off. Honest. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Strange everyone wants their heart to be free, but in it's natural state, it's caged. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Captain Death Cap wasn’t so bad. Sure he liked to plunder some booty from time to time, but he really was a fun guy once you got to know him. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Mr. Sparkles could not figured out why he couldn't find work. Sure he bled a kid or two dry every party, but weren't all booked clowns eating a kid or two these days? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I really enjoy drawing skulls. For me it's a simple way to relax and do something awesome (in my opinion). The problem is foreheads are boring. So I often try to think of ways to break up the space. You can look through my work and you'll see either horns, objects, lines, shapes with colors, etc. You think it's ok to have a boring ole forehead? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

With an electric style and a debonair look, I was inspired to draw niecejr, one of my awesome Instagram followers, with a Halloween twist. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Bitten by a radioactive cat photo filter, she now uses her extraordinary powers of positivity and kindness to brighten any room and spread a smile where it's needed. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Adam was beginning to regret his choice in leaf undergarment. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

This pussy means business. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A commission for my good friend Super Dave, a local DJ for the oldies station Coast 102.3 on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

“The search for a scapegoat is the easiest of all hunting expeditions.” ― Dwight D. Eisenhower http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When you're trying to be smooth and get your chat on, but autocorrect ain't havin' none of that! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/