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You Cannot Kill Godzilla in a Way that Matters Card
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Description: Prove me wrong

Tags: godzilla king of the monsters, gojira, halloween, japan, kaiju

You Cannot Kill Godzilla in a Way that Matters Card

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PHM Card

Description: Project Hail Mary.

Tags: alien, aliens, andy weir, astronaut, astrophage

PHM Card

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Amaze Amaze Amaze Card

Description: Meatball of encouragement.

Tags: alien, aliens, andy weir, astronaut, astrophage

Amaze Amaze Amaze Card

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You Wouldn't Wear a Shirt Card
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Description: Download a new wardrobe

Tags: a car, computer, download, internet, psa

You Wouldn't Wear a Shirt Card

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Tired of Adulting Card
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Description: Hello I am baby

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, funny, humor

Tired of Adulting Card

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I Will Kill A.I. Card
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Tags: ai art, artificial intelligence, artist, dvd, film

I Will Kill A.I. Card

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Atomize All Billionaires Card

Description: Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: anti capitalist, class war, communist, no kings, protest

Atomize All Billionaires Card

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Heartbreak Feels Good Card
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Description: Movies. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: amc, film, movie theater, nicole kidman, popcorn

Heartbreak Feels Good Card

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Grand Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening Card
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Description: Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: cheeseburger, food, louise, opening, sign

Grand Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening Card

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Be Kind or Be Corrected Card
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Description: Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: be kind, japan, kindness, louise, manga

Be Kind or Be Corrected Card

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Too Fly Like Goldblum Card
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Description: Bit too much flyness in the mix. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: body horror, bug, bugs, cronenberg, film

Too Fly Like Goldblum Card

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Funky Butt-loving? Card

Description: Let the big dog eat. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: 90s, baseball, chicago, funny, retro

Funky Butt-loving? Card

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Downhill Since Mythbusters Card
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Description: It's been a dark ten years. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: biology, chemistry, engineer, engineering, physics

Downhill Since Mythbusters Card

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ACAB Except Columbo Card
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Description: Just one more thing.

Tags: acab, all cops are bastards, anti fascist, antifa, detective

ACAB Except Columbo Card

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Bucky for Congress Card
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Description: Vote Barnes

Tags: barnes, congress, election, political, politics

Bucky for Congress Card

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I Have Friends Everywhere Card
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Description: Welcome to the rebellion.

Tags: alliance, andor, cassian, diego, friends

I Have Friends Everywhere Card

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I'm Pro-Muppets and I Vote Card
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Description: Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: activist, election, funny, lgbtq, president

I'm Pro-Muppets and I Vote Card

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Soft Pretzel Fanatic Card
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Description: Perfect gift for a comedian, retro lover, vintage fan, musical soul, movie buff, TV show channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: food, jawn, philadelphia, philly, snacks

Soft Pretzel Fanatic Card

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Fix Your Hearts or Die Card
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Description: Perfect gift for a comedian, retro lover, vintage fan, musical soul, movie buff, TV show channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: anti fascist, compassion, empathy, heart, kindness

Fix Your Hearts or Die Card

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Eat the Rich Card

Description: Make em extinct. Perfect gift for a comedian, retro lover, vintage fan, musical soul, movie buff, TV show channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: antifascist, class, dinosaur, elon, luigi

Eat the Rich Card

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Read Books Card
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Description: 90's kids will understand.

Tags: 90s, book lover, books, library, pizza

Read Books Card

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Ba-La-La-La Means Family Card
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Description: Hello, I am here for the nicest angel you have.

Tags: alien, animated, beach, family, friends

Ba-La-La-La Means Family Card

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Chicken Tender Slut Card

Description: No shaming here

Tags: chicken, chicken tender, chicken tender slut, chicken tendies, food

Chicken Tender Slut Card

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Kat Stratford Likes Card

Description: A little insight into a very complicated girl.

Tags: 00s, 90s, alt, alt girl, feminism

Kat Stratford Likes Card

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Helm's Deep Veteran Card

Description: I was neck deep in the muck

Tags: bilbo, fantasy, frodo, gandalf, gollum

Helm's Deep Veteran Card

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Ghostbusting Veteran Card
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Description: Since 1984

Tags: funny, ghostbusters, ghosts, halloween, horror

Ghostbusting Veteran Card

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Bust 'Em All Card
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Description: Let Egon sort 'em out

Tags: afterlife, bust, empire, frozen, ghostbusters

Bust 'Em All Card

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Earth Isn't Yours to Conquer Card
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Description: Think, Mark. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: animated, anime, cartoon, comic book, funny

Earth Isn't Yours to Conquer Card

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Chopped Cheese Card

Description: Available at your local bodega

Tags: bacon egg and cheese, bodega, bronx, brooklyn, bx

Chopped Cheese Card

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Backyard Football Legend Card
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Description: You're Mahomes, I'm Kelce. Diving catch into the leaf pile, for the win.

Tags: bowl game, family, football fan, football lovers, funny

Backyard Football Legend Card

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Driveway Basketball Legend Card
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Description: Because there's just something special about the concrete there.

Tags: 3 pointer, dunk, hooper, hoops, nba

Driveway Basketball Legend Card

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Introverted but Willing to Discuss Action Figures Card
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Description: I have some opinions. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: action figure, kenner, retro, toy collector, toy hunter
Introverted but Willing to Discuss Outer Space Card
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Description: There's no end to this subject. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: aliens, astronaut, awkward, funny, galaxy

Introverted but Willing to Discuss Outer Space Card

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Introverted but Willing to Discuss My Plants Card
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Description: I've raised them since they were *this* big. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: awkward, crazy plant lady, flower, funny, garden

Introverted but Willing to Discuss My Plants Card

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Introverted but Willing to Discuss My Cat Card
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Description: You'll never guess what they did today. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: animal, cat, cat dad, cat lady, cat lover

Introverted but Willing to Discuss My Cat Card

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Introverted But Willing to Discuss My Dog Card
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Description: You'll never guess what they did today. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Tags: animal, awkward, cute, dog lover, funny

Introverted But Willing to Discuss My Dog Card

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