Stickers
Description: Professionally behind schedule. A hand-drawn alarm clock above hand-lettered text, for anyone whose calendar is a suggestion. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Professionally Behind Schedule Minimal Line Art Clock Funny Office Humor Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Sew what. A hand-drawn thread spool and needle above hand-lettered text, for the person with a fabric stash and no regrets. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Sew What Minimal Line Art Thread Spool Funny Sewing Quilting Pun Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Wine not. A hand-drawn wine glass above hand-lettered text, for the answer to almost every question. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Wine Not Minimal Line Art Wine Glass Funny Wine Lover Pun Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: One more hill. A hand-drawn bicycle above hand-lettered text, for the rider who always says it twice. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
One More Hill Minimal Line Art Bicycle Funny Cycling Cyclist Bike Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: My vinyl is not a phase. A hand-drawn record above hand-lettered text, for people whose shelves are load-bearing. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
My Vinyl Is Not A Phase Minimal Line Art Record Funny Vinyl Collector Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: I shoot people for a living. A hand-drawn camera above hand-lettered text, for photographers with a straight face. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
I Shoot People For A Living Minimal Line Art Camera Funny Photographer Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Tea first. Talk later. A hand-drawn teacup and saucer above hand-lettered text, for people who are not available before the first cup. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Tea First Talk Later Minimal Line Art Teacup Funny Tea Lover Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Sourdough support group. A hand-drawn scored loaf above hand-lettered text, for everyone who named their starter. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Sourdough Support Group Minimal Line Art Bread Funny Baking Baker Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Out here on purpose. Hand-drawn mountains above hand-lettered text, for people who chose the uphill bit. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Out Here On Purpose Minimal Line Art Mountains Funny Hiking Outdoors Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Sweater weather enthusiast. A hand-drawn knit jumper above hand-lettered text, for the three months a year worth living for. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Sweater Weather Enthusiast Minimal Line Art Cozy Autumn Fall Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Trick or treat yourself. A hand-drawn pumpkin above hand-lettered text, for spooky season and the sweets you are not sharing. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Trick Or Treat Yourself Minimal Line Art Pumpkin Funny Halloween Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Ghosting my plans. A hand-drawn ghost above hand-lettered text, for anyone whose favourite part of an evening out is cancelling it. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Ghosting My Plans Minimal Line Art Ghost Funny Halloween Introvert Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: My plants are my personality. A hand-drawn potted plant above hand-lettered text, for anyone whose windowsill is out of room. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
My Plants Are My Personality Minimal Line Art Plant Funny Plant Mom Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Just one more row. A hand-drawn ball of yarn with a crochet hook above hand-lettered text, for anyone who has said this at midnight. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Just One More Row Minimal Line Art Yarn Funny Crochet Knitting Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Fueled by coffee and chaos. A hand-drawn coffee mug above hand-lettered text, for teachers running on caffeine and good intentions. Original minimal line-art design, drawn as a single fine hairline and printed small and high on the chest.
Fueled By Coffee And Chaos Minimal Line Art Mug Funny Teacher Coffee Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: My cat spots me. The only training partner who sleeps through the set. Small hand-lettered type under a dainty line-drawn cat, printed high on the chest.
My Cat Spots Me Never Skip Nap Day Minimal Gym Cat Lover Aesthetic Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Talk preworkout to me. For the lifter whose love language is scoop size. Small serif type under a dainty line-drawn dumbbell, printed high on the chest.
Talk Preworkout To Me I'm Listening Minimal Gym Lifting Aesthetic Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: I've got a bad feeling about this. Pessimism, but with a track record. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest.
I've Got A Bad Feeling About This I'm Usually Right Minimal Saying Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Preheat the oven. Let's get baked. A baking pun with exactly one meaning, officially. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest.
Preheat The Oven Let's Get Baked Minimal Baking Baker Pun Aesthetic Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: I think snow all summer. July is just a long wait for a lift ticket. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest.
I Think Snow All Summer Minimal Skier Snowboarder Winter Aesthetic Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: My soul matches my outfit. Coordinated, at least. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest - quiet enough to wear with anything.
My Soul Matches My Outfit Minimal Goth Aesthetic All Black Saying Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Six shades of black. All of them me. A wardrobe with range, technically. Small, compact serif type under a dainty crescent moon, printed high on the chest.
Six Shades Of Black All Of Them Me Minimal Goth Aesthetic Saying Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Pain au chocolat is a personality trait. Some people have hobbies. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest - quiet enough to wear with anything.
Pain Au Chocolat Is A Personality Trait Minimal French Pastry Lover Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Read the banned ones first. A simple filing system for a to-be-read pile. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest - quiet enough to wear with anything.
Read The Banned Ones First Minimal Banned Books Reader Bookish Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Banned Books Club. Members only. For readers who treat a challenged-books list as a reading list. Minimal typographic design in light letter-spaced caps and an italic serif — understated and easy to wear with anything.
Banned Books Club Members Only Minimal Book Lover Reader Aesthetic Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Too peopley. I'll be in the car. The exit strategy for every gathering that ran twenty minutes long. Small, compact hand-lettered slogan printed high on the chest - quiet enough to wear with anything.
Too Peopley I'll Be In The Car Minimal Introvert Aesthetic Saying Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Think snow. Drink coffee. Repeat. The off-season routine of everyone waiting for the first storm. Small serif type under a dainty fine-line snowflake, printed high on the chest.
Think Snow Drink Coffee Repeat Minimal Snowflake Ski Snowboard Winter Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Emotionally crumbling. A worried gingerbread man with a cracked foot and a few crumbs on the floor. Original flat-vector illustration.
Emotionally Crumbling Funny Gingerbread Man Christmas Cookie Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Extinct but adorable. A content stegosaurus with a row of orange plates and a tail of spikes. Original flat-vector illustration.
Extinct But Adorable Cute Stegosaurus Dinosaur Lover Kawaii Dino Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Spooky and caffeinated. A grinning skeleton clutching a red mug with both hands, steam rising. Original flat-vector illustration for spooky season.
Spooky And Caffeinated Cute Skeleton Coffee Halloween Coffee Lover Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Nocturnal by choice. An owl on a branch with one eye half closed, unimpressed by mornings. Original flat-vector illustration.
Nocturnal By Choice Funny Owl Night Owl Late Night Person Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Ruling the roost. A proud hen with her chest out, chin up and eyes closed in satisfaction. Original flat-vector illustration for chicken keepers.
Ruling The Roost Cute Proud Hen Funny Chicken Mom Backyard Chickens Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Professional ball retriever. A golden retriever with a tennis ball and a very happy face. Original flat-vector illustration.
Professional Ball Retriever Cute Golden Retriever Tennis Ball Dog Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Emotional support onigiri. A very happy rice ball with a nori wrap and closed smiling eyes. Original kawaii flat-vector illustration.
Emotional Support Onigiri Cute Kawaii Rice Ball Japanese Food Sticker
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Still playing the same four chords. A leaning acoustic guitar and an honest summary of most of pop music. Original flat-vector illustration and bold type for guitarists and songwriters.
Still Playing The Same Four Chords Acoustic Guitar Funny Guitarist Gift Sticker
$3.00 $3.50