Astrosaurus

Peachy robot deer

sometimes you gotta stop yourself

I wonder what they're thinkin about?

Cover art for Socialite by Astrosaurus

Glitchtrap lost his head ):>

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A Christmas take on my red dilophosaurus skull!

Make yourself feel put-together with my cobalt & gold Kintsugi Doe print!

Nothing’s more charming than the deafening, otherworldly trumpet of the elk! Now you can tell other people how beautiful they are by screaming at them, too!

Peachy robot deer

Painted bison cow skull, 100% actual bone free!

Have you bitten off more than you can chew? Let these colorful jaws help you out!

Claustrophobic? Not enough space? Hold your breath and stretch out in this pastel sky!

Celebrate your hustle with this dope mule doe!

An elk cow yells at the moon.

Do you love skulls? Are you pressured by society into hiding that love except on Halloween? Repress no more- this bright, cheery, socially acceptable painted doe skull is the perfect year-round design to get your cranium fix, without judgement!

Before Santa used modern reindeer, he employed just one Giant Deer that could carry all the presents in his giant antlers. Santa didn't even need a sleigh back then, but ever since the extinction of the grand Megaloceros, he's had to hire many smaller reindeer with less antler capacity. Bring back the spirit of Christmas Past, or rather, Christmas Prehistoric, with the Giant Deer himself!

Are you secretly a tall tree pretending to be a human and are disturbed by how short everyone is? Now you can finally speak your mind while keeping your tree identity safe from being discovered!

Every year, moose paint their antlers to impress potential mates. Impress YOUR potential mates by having your own set of painted antlers!

A peachy robot deer

Holidays got you stressed? Let out some steam and cool down with this punny little Svalbard Reindeer!

No rack? No problem. This monster doe skull is just as trophy-worthy as any buck.