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Description: My Uncle Phil's world's largest ball of twine in Bundy, Minnesota... it makes me proud I'm American. I kind of misunderstood the assignment.

Description: Home of the Muskies!

Description: Just think, in ten years you can wear this at your reunion and impress everyone with how far you've come since 1987!

Description: Isn't it always the way? You have years ahead of you, and then the city's computer forces you to age prematurely and run rather than face Carousel! If we've heard it once...

Description: Relive the days when you caught the Band That Played California Lady on tour, before they recorded Rhode Island Lady! Good times...

Description: Are you a true connoisseur of mall dining? Enjoy your meal, but get out as soon as you can before the security robots laser you to pieces. Have a nice day!

Description: Whether you're a ninja, a rock-and-roll band member, or just a guy looking for his father, we are all trying to achieve world peace. Let your friends forever know where you stand!

Description: Some decisions are easy.

Description: Show the world a sign that you have a big heart, and this is no Valentine Bluff, even if it may sound like a ballad from long time ago!

Description: Show your school pride, and remember...your principal loves you!

Description: Show your school pride, and remember...your principal loves you!

Description: What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there...but now the movie's over, so stay in your seat!

Description: They're over here, they're over there!

Description: They're over here, they're over there!

Description: Show the world you're a hardbitten, take-no-nonsense kind of guy with this catch-all way to start off every conversation. Even if a creep calls you in the middle of the night, you'll know just what to say!

Description: That crazy creature is on the loose, but while you try to track it down, don't forget to keep watching the skies!

Description: That crazy creature is on the loose, but while you try to track it down, don't forget to keep watching the skies!

Description: "Let sleeping corpses lie," that's our motto! Our new sonic system eliminates pests, and has no effect on the nervous system of humans...or the dead at the Manchester Morgue. Trust us!

Description: Before you start playing the smooth sounds of KAB from the top of the world, you'll have to get past this warning. Don't worry, just keep an eye out for The Fog.

Description: When you've got the right Stuff, you know that enough is never enough! Sweet, filling, and determined to take over the world - now THAT'S the Stuff!

Description: Celebrate a new era with a shirt that proudly proclaims just how bright the future looks!

Description: Nostalgia is a powerful force, whether it's for a favorite TV cartoon from your youth, or the eternal bond you share with your beloved sentient time machine.

Description: All the players are here, so fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night!

Description: All the players are here, so fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night!

Description: Proclaim to one and all that you are a Dream Warrior!

Description: Follow the advice of that madman with a box and use this handy flow chart to decide when to ignore a coincidence!

Description: It's funny...I would have pegged you for a Talamascan.

Description: If Dr. Menard had only had a cell phone, he might have been able to send his famous message a bit more efficiently.

Description: Every word conjures images of triumphant heroes fighting the forces of evil in a mighty manner. Excelsior!

Description: Every word conjures images of triumphant heroes fighting the forces of evil in a mighty manner. Excelsior!

Description: "No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that."

Description: "No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that."

Description: The official logo of the hit essay collection series!

Description: The official logo of the hit essay collection series!

Description: The official logo of the hit essay collection series!

Description: Let the world know WHO is in your hearts!