Fool Aid T-Shirt
$24
Description: I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands, otherwise he's never gonna get it. He's gonna keep comin' back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, ohhhhh, shit, buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kiddin' me! I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE!
IBS T-Shirt
$24
Description: Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay-for-pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friends faces as talking skeletons are possible side-effects of crack. If you experience one or more of these side-effects, consult your dealer. You may need more crack.