...and that is why i hate you.

Description: The cover art for the podcast ...and that is why i hate you.

Description: Text logo for the podcast ...and that is why i hate you.

Description: Don't forget, the dark lord loves you, no matter who you are!

Description: We know you're trying, but you're doing it wrong, man.

Description: It's a political thing, don't get so offended, christians!

Description: You know what really grinds our gears? Now you know.

Description: We're never going to stop calling the bird by its original name.

Description: We're never going to stop calling the bird by its original name.

Description: The angry squirrel Matthew found waiting for him in the toilet.

Description: Co-host of the ...and that is why i hate you podcast, Matthew, is immortalized forever with co-host Juaquime's favorite thing to call him.

Description: Enjoy apparel featuring the logo of death metal band Sphincter Mucus, as heard on the ...and that is why i hate you podcast!

Description: As ...and that is why i hate you podcast co-host Juaquime says, boobiez are for food! Well, at least according to babies.

Description: Our lord and savior Jesus Christ has risen from death... kind of.

Description: Juaquime loves to talk about getting off our tiny high horses. Here he is in all of his glory.

Description: Copa-Cola! For when you need a little pick-me-up when you're coping with your anxiety and existential dread.