Shorts
Description: It’s a free-for-all! Conservative politicians — never paragons of ethical behavior, let’s be real — have completely given into their basest instincts. They are abandoning all pretense of upholding our country’s ideals and laws and are now participating in a craven money and power grab. They are a joke. Let’s joke about them. And never let anyone forget how pathetic they are.
Description: We here at Authentic American think the online insult “snowflake” is pretty funny. Snowflakes are part of the Earth’s endless and enduring water cycle, an amazing process of evaporation and transpiration, condensation, precipitation, and infiltration. It has carried on — with or without us humans — for millennia. There is no matter or energy lost in this world, and there is something comforting in that. A snowflake melting, rather than a display of weakness, is actually a fascinating display of transmutation. We embrace the title, just as we embrace scientific fact and humankind’s inevitable progress. We designed this tee for lovers of snowflakes, science and truth.
Description: The double standard of shushing women, while men are permitted to hold forth, cannot stand. Elizabeth Warren’s actions in the face of Mitch McConnell’s blatant sexism make us want to stand up and cheer! His infamous words will go down in history as the retrograde ramblings of a weak, sad man. This variation has leafy stems accenting the syllables in softly stylized typography, but says the words just as proudly: “Nevertheless she persisted” — and so will we!
Description: The double standard of shushing women, while men are permitted to hold forth, cannot stand. Elizabeth Warren’s actions in the face of Mitch McConnell’s blatant sexism make us want to stand up and cheer! His infamous words will go down in history as the retrograde ramblings of a weak, sad man. This variation has leafy stems accenting the syllables in softly stylized typography, but says the words just as proudly: “Nevertheless she persisted” — and so will we!
