Avanteer

Description: GOP is going down in a burning ball.

Description: Pineapples could be funapples, but they could also be Painapples.

Description: Don't you think I would have found the bug already?

Description: For those times you get stuck on another planet.

Description: It's just that bird law in this country—it's not governed by reason.

Description: 1990. The time of reconciling.

Description: ERROR_

Description: Is it Wednesday? Yes? No? Ah who cares...

Description: Do not conform to the norm.

Description: WHY WONT CSS COOPERATE.

Description: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Description: The best of the cheese masters.