The second to last thing you want to do is wake up in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there. The last thing you want to hear are squeaky wheels followed by a raspy voice asking "Do you want to play a game?"
Ever wonder what Bub and Bob, the bubble dragons, do after a hard days work of saving their girlfriends? They take a nice soothing bubble bath of course. Bub is practicing a slightly more unorthodox stlye of bubble blowing though.
You got 99 problems up in Hogwarts. Whether you a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin, you know the snitch ain't 1. You's a Quidditch gangsta' at the top of yo' game, wearin' this shirt, they gon' remember yo' name.
New New York, in 3028. The robot uprising has begun and Bender Bending Rodriguez is tired of these monkey fighting robots in this monday to friday city. He's here to drink beer, smoke cigars and kick some shiny metal butts, and he only has a 6-pack left. He just wants to be left alone to rob people blind in peace, but he can't steal what has already been stolen...or can he?
Forcing rage quits around the world. Increasing sales in console peripherals, televisions, sheet rock and the occasional coffee table simultaneously. Dark Souls was created in the pits of hell for one purpose, to slowly drain your soul until you are a shell of the gamer you once were.