Description: During our reading of Kristin and P.C. Cast's House of Night series, we encountered a surprising amount of slut shaming. We were merely expecting to make fun of dumb vampire young adult fiction, and we wound up rallying around a reminder that's it's okay to choose to give and receive things. Like grilled cheese.
Description: Inspired by our recurring befuddlement of Abby Abernathy's pet name in Jamie McGuire's Beautiful Disaster and Walking Disaster, this is a mug with a piegon wearing a cardigan and pearls. Well, here you go.
Pigeon T-Shirt
$24
Description: Remember when we read The Host and crazy old Uncle Jeb took us on a tour of the cave? Remember that other time he took us on a tour of the cave? Remember that other time we went on a tour of the cave? Good times. Remember those good times with this 2013 Tour mug. It'll be like you're really touring the cave again and again and again.
Description: Throughout Fifty Shades and its sequels, Christian Grey's catchphrase is "Laters, baby". We spent a year and a half reading and writing weekly posts on the Fifty Shades trilogy, and somehow we never once made a "Haters, baby" joke. Celebrate our failure with this mug. It's simple, elegant, and will trick people into thinking we made this joke after all.