Bad Guys Get Merch!

Description: What in the LISA FRANK is happening to my EYES!? Can you handle the special edition pink eyeblast?

Description: its so heavy i don't know if it's safe!

Description: MY EYES, THEY BURN! Are you retro enough for the special edition green logo and neon shirt?

Description: The heaviest logo in the universe, in black.

Description: In the year 200X, a super robot named <yourname> was created. Dr. Lumens created <yourname> to stop the evil desires of Dr. BadGuy. However, after his defeat, Dr. BadGuy created eight of his own robots to counter <yourname>.

Description: FINISH HIM! (The bad guy, that is.) Practical knowledge from a revolutionary era. Finish the match in style with this ICY COLD maneuver. LET 'ER RIP!

Description: Bad Guys Get Dead, Block Zaxxon Logo in Red and Gray