Bad Pun Products

Description: Ah, skeptics. Always saying stuff is impossible. They said it about putting a man on the moon. They said it about breaking the sound barrier. Nowadays they're saying that division by zero is not possible. Well, not with that attitude!

Description: It's true. You are what you eat. So... may I offer you some nuts?

Description: It's a LAN party! Throw your hands in the air like a twisted pair! Party like it's 1999 Mb/s!

Description: If you ever went to a butcher and saw skirt steak and wondered where it comes from... well, now you know.

Description: If you ever went to a butcher and saw cubed steak and wondered where it comes from... well, now you know.

Description: File Allocation Table (FAT): A legacy computer file system, of which the modern versions use a 32-bit cluster address, resulting in a maximum file size of 4 gigabytes.

Description: This is the perfect gift for boring people. Y'know, people who bore holes for a living. Let them know how much they bore you.

Description: The most important difference between an alligator and a crocodile is that one sees you later, the other sees you in a while. "What a croc" you say? I resent that alligation.