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Bourbon on the brain? This Always Bet on Bourbon shirt captures the Kentucky spirit! Proudly display your love of Bourbon, Kentucky, the Derby, and everything magnificent about true-blue Kentucky bourbon culture.

Coffee is a necessity. How many times a week do you start the day with a coffee first thing? If the answer is 7, then this coffee lover saying shirt is for you! For many people coffee comes before everything; not even breakfast makes its way further up the priority list. It makes the list on coffee lover must haves and great coffee lover gift for the person in your life who truly believes that coffee is life.

Coffee is a hug in a mug! There's a good reason that over 400 billion cups of coffee are consumed each year! And what better way to celebrate such a magical drink than to proclaim your love of coffee with this cude coffee lover saying shirt. The perfect coffee addict gift!

Coffee is one of the most heavily consumed drinks worldwide. And believe it or not, a lot of recent studies published by the American Heart Association and other organisations are finding that coffee really *does* help. It lowers your risk for type 2 diabetes, types of cancer and cardiovascular disease when it's consumed in moderation, on top of helping us function better during mornings or when we need to stay awake late into the night. Next time you brew your cuppa joe, remember that no matter what the world's throwing at you: coffee helps!

"Holy Mother-Forking Shirtballs!" It doesn't sound like much of an expletive, but if you're in The Good Place, everything you say is filtered! Time to knock back some shots and just say "Fork it!"

I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Yeah!

"I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Yeah!" A beautiful feminist quote by Leslie Knope to new inductees of the Pawnee Goddesses, a feminist girls' scouting troop!

Why be lucky when you can be lucky as fuck? This great Irish pride shirt is perfect for St. Patricks Day, St. Paddy 's Day, and makes a great Irish gift for friends and family!

Can't have one without the other. Show off your love of Gym and Tonic, working out and working *up* with this cute 'getting swole and getting lit' t-shirt!

Won't someone just hand me some wine?! The perfect gift for a wine lover or wine enthusiast.

Let's wine about our lack of wine! Pass the bottle, please. A perfect gift for your favorite wine lover or wine enthusiast.

Are you looking for the perfect birthday shirt or Christmas present? Then this motivational I Hate People Shirt is perfect for you! If you're searching for sassy shirts for women or sassy shirts for men then this Sarcastic Shirt is the one! This Bad Pun Shirt makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves pun shirts, sassy T Shirts, sarcastic T Shirts and funny pun shirts.

Free Shrugs - Funny Novelty Humor Slogan. Advertise all your free shrugs-- and just how little you care-- with this fantastic ambivalent shrug life novelty icon!

Face it, you basic! Let all the basic bitches of the world know that you're willing to quote the most sarcastic line in the book to their face. This great sarcasm design is a fantastic gift for any basic witch... or somebody who loves silly humor and meme sayings.

Whether you're vegan or just a millennial, you're probably powered by avocado. Show off your status as an avocado lover, avocado addict, and health slogan moxie with this great avocado themed gift!

I have mixed drinks about feelings. This funny drinking quote about mixed drinks and cocktails is sure to disgust those who don't understand drinking humor - but don't feel sorry! Wear your feels-- and possibly your emotional baggage-- with pride!

Profanity for Sanity, one of the best sarcastic quotes for those who know that a little bit of cussing can cure a lot of insane and crazy chaos. Whether you're a millennial who uses profanity to reduce stress or you just get through your day by being rude, this design puts it all out there!

Sorry, not sorry. We all use apologies to get out of messes-- but some times, we don't really mean it. It's the hidden asterisk behind our most blase sorries. 'Sorry I can't' with an underscore of 'and I really don't want to'.

Did we ever get an answer? This quote, from the famously delicious film 'Mean Girls', represents one of the pinnacle moments of Plastic Queen Regina George.

Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black? We all have those people in our lives who just spread their dark aura. Or maybe they're just morning people. Either way, this sarcastic witty phrase is sure to please.

Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black? We all have those people in our lives who just spread their dark aura. Or maybe they're just morning people. Either way, this sarcastic witty phrase is sure to please.

Treat Yo Self is the iconic phrase of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle from Parks and Rec. Live by their logic and treat yourself to more good times in life!

When life gets tough, you get tougher. Let the world know that they need to Buckle Up, Buttercup!

There are only a few kinds of energy-- kinetic, elastic, and gravitational, for example. If you're reading this, then gravity is currently exerting its inexorable force on you! This gravity brings me down astronaut design pays homage to space and science.

The responsibilities of the village witch include providing high-quality love potions to friends, doling out curses, and handling all the spooky situations which crop up for a tiny hamlet in the woods. This design features laurels around a pentacle, or pentagram, and draws on common symbolism found in paganism, wicca, and druidism.

Emulate the chillest religious figure in history and Let That Shit Go. This might mean letting yourself chill out, it might be knocking back a few to work past the rough points -- however you want to let it go, it's up to you!

Wolf Wild and Free! The spirit of the wolf is the iconic symbol of freedom, and there are few predators as wild and free as the wolf. If you love wolves, wolf art, wolf designs, or wolf apparel, this design is for you!

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How much money do you kiss goodbye a month to settle student debt or student loans? Your American dream plan might relegate being a home owner to the realm of pipe dreams. Maybe your debt collector would accept this fine art prine in lieu of cash?

Zen as Fuck. You live your life by zen: so much so that you can confidently say you're Zen AF.

I'm her Louise, and she's my Thelma! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art. And you're just an artist using his preferred materials. Sarcastic sayings are your paints, sarcastic quotes your pastels, sarcastic phrases your inks. The whole world is your canvas.

Let them know! It's not just a womens rights or feminist issue. The way you dress does not mean yes.

No step on snek pls.

No More Parties in LA! Party Hard you Party People -- while you can!

Sorry, My Weekend is Booked! A great book quote for the bookworm in your life who loves reading novels, going to the library, or loves their e reader. If you're bookish, a book nerd, or a book worm, wear this book design to out yourself as a bookworm! Read on!