BarfNardler

Description: It's a simple fact... and the raccoons know it too.

Description: "Welcome to Fear City" was a pamphlet, published in 1975 by a coalition of public-sector unions calling itself the Council for Public Safety, was ostensibly a guide meant for tourists who wanted to avoid danger during their visit to the big city. To a current-day New Yorker, its rules for safe conduct are laughable: Don't take the subway; never leave midtown Manhattan; stay inside after 6 p.m., no matter what neighborhood you're in.

Description: Seriously, bro. Keep your kickflips to yourself.

Description: Show your Hawkins school pride in style! (green tone)

Description: Your daily source of motivation and flatulation.

Description: It's true, if you think about it.

Description: Fuck all of them. A short and simple note from a genius, by his own hand.

Description: Simple and to the point. George Carlin's handwriting as well.

Description: One of the best record stores. Gone, but not forgotten. Well, YOU probably forgot about it. And no, you're still thinking of Hooters.

Description: TRUMP FOR JAIL 2020

Description: The best most hardcore thin crust pizza in Chi-town.

Description: Nervous Passenger is a punk-ish band from Chicago. This EP was released in 2011.