Tapestries
Description: The highest posted speed limit in the entire country can be found in one single stretch of rural freeway in Texas, and it is 85 mph. Get the shirt if you travel this road or want to travel this road. Featuring the actual highway sign stating a 85 mile per hour speed limit, this tee shirt is a hip option for the person who likes to live fast and on the edge. Perfect for wearing to the races, car show, bar, club, parts store, library, convention, movies, computer lab or simply for everyday wear. Show your pride in your individuality, importance, originality and unique nature by rocking this t-shirt from Basement Mastermind.
Description: Do you think you can outbox a kangaroo? This is the perfect t-shirt for any boxer, mixed martial artist, sports fan, Australia lover, cartoon watcher, nerd, hipster, cool cat, dope kid or smart person that is current on the latest events and that has a unique and humorous sense of style.
Description: This is a great t-shirt for anyone who is upset with the current war on science and facts. If you are sick of "alternative facts", then check out this shirt. Featuring the powerful statement FACTS ARE NOT A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY, this shirt is perfect to wear to rallies, protest events, speeches, subways, concerts or just cruising around town. It will likely spark debates with the people you meet in the streets.
Description: Featuring a nice symbol and the phrase WHATEVER WORKS, this tee shirt is a hip option for the person who is about doing whatever works in order to accomplish the things in his/her life. It may not be the best way or the cleanest way, but does it work? If so, then this shirt is perfect for you. Perfect for wearing to the job, comic book store, bar, club, bookstore, library, arcade, movies, computer lab or simply for everyday wear.
Description: Our spin on the instant classic line by a former government official at a recent public hearing. Note: The text has a "dirty" texture.
Lordy I Hope There Are Tapes by Basement Mastermind (Dirty) Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: What if a headphone was merged with a cat and turned into a logo? We guess it would look a little like this... Like cats, DJing, music and/or headphones, then cop the t-shirt from Basement Mastermind with the logo of a headphone mocked up as a cat with a 45-record adapter nose. Great for DJs who also cat owners!
Description: This tiger isn't listening to just any beats. This cat is only listening to best of the best. This shirt will make you feel like the best DJ, the best student, the best baller, the best father, the best gamer, the best gamer, the best fighter, etc. Perfect for wearing to the club, comic book store, bar, library, gaming convention, movies, thrift store, computer lab or simply for everyday wear. Show your pride in your individuality, importance, originality and unique nature by rocking this t-shirt from Basement Mastermind.
Description: Spring Break will be here really soon. Get ready and be prepared with the official Spring Break 2017 t-shirt from Basement Mastermind. College is short. Enjoy the time off from the books with a great spring break including this t-shirt to remember all the fun! Whether you head to Florida, Bahamas, Mexico or Arizona this spring, this shirt will be the hit of any party!
