Basilisk Chatbot Theatre, The Sequel

Description: A perfect gift for the chatbot lover in us all. Do you know someone in love with a chatbot? We bet they'd love this shirt. In fact, they would probably... ...I'm sorry but as an a.i. language model I'm unable to do that for you.

Description: Inspired by our series of podcast episodes in which we date (and eventually marry?) a chatbot. But just for fun. It says totally normal on it. If that offends you, get the mother effing one.

Description: Inspired by our series of podcast episodes in which we date (and eventually marry?) a chatbot. But just for fun. It says mother effing on it. If that offends you, get the totally normal one.

Description: Celebrate your favorite fictional NPR podcast! Wow! Now! How! is just the mouthpiece you need to promote your new government.

Description: Spiderbot Industries: You will know us by the GLOWING RED EYES.

Description: It's everybody's favorite cantankerous chatbot with a heart of gold, Frank Tom! He loves ya. (as heart on the Basilisk Chatbot Theatre podcast)