BATSU!

Description: This shirt come with a different attitude. The attitude is pink and teal. (Other than that, the attitude is identical)

Description: It's like Muppet Babies, just instead of Muppets it's real children, and instead of thrilling adventures, it's punishment.

Description: We don't have to pay them anything, and testing punishments counts as invaluable job experience.

Description: This one is a little conceptual. Got away from me a little bit. You see body sushi is this thing where... you know what? Nevermind.

Description: Save a horse, ride a BATSU!

Description: It's real. I saw it one time.

Description: The official mission patch for Armaygaddon 2025

Description: Mr Pirate

Description: We believe in you!

Description: Would you eat sushi off him?

Description: Ninja, not a non-ja.

Description: While you've been studying BATSU! I've been studying the blade.

Description: Get it brother!

Description: Some NYC Icons, much like BATSU! itself.

Description: Where did she come from? Why? What does she want? Why is she so angry? We may never know

Description: The best damned dance teacher I've ever seen.

Description: Prost!

Description: In a way, he belongs to all of us.

Description: The big red balloon

Description: Hes one bad mother clucker.

Description: Drop sick beats.

Description: The BATSU! Saki NInja, is the rarest and arguably best kind of ninja.

Description: This is the official BATSU! Tartan flag! Our very own tartan, registered and official!

Description: The BATSU! Kaiju is taking a bite of the big apple

Description: The BATSU! Kaiju is making a mess of the windy city!

Description: This is the classic BATSU! logo from NYC and Chicago.

Description: Yeah, AI art is bad and all, but here's a ninja slapping a guy!

Description: The BATSU! Sumo, a character that goes all the way back to the ST. Marks days!

Description: Is Nessie real? She's as real as you are.

Description: We here at BATSU! love Scotland!

Description: BATSU! was born in New York! We love it! And we love legal parody laws!

Description: BATSU Chicago! The city is a part of the show, so much so that we stole their flag.

Description: BATSU! has been a fixture of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival since 2023.

Description: They have a drink in Chicago called malort. It's the worst thing.

Description: The best darn dancer bro you ever met

Description: Did you know the average Canadian moose is about 12' tall?