BattleDad's BattleShoppe

Description: Having a tough time sleeping? Need some (eternal) rest? Contact Krueger's Sleep Center TODAY!!!

Description: Do you have random teeenagers messing up your beautiful lake? Well put Jason and his team of machetes on the job! We will protect the lake!!

Description: Ready for Halloween? The pumpkins aren't... don't forget to be gentle with our lil friends this holiday season!

Description: Cat meet Jason, Jason meet Cat.

Description: It's almost Halloween... time to head home and find some family meowmbers.

Description: What's your favorite scary movie that'll make my Mom and Dad really mad at me?

Description: My motto for 2023!

Description: A lost souvenir from Camp Crystal Lake ... <3 Jason

Description: Not all vampires live in Transylvania... actually no vampires live anywhere... BUT! if they did I am sure they would visit PENCIL-VANIA from time to time. I hope vampires aren't allergic to bad puns!

Description: This one is for my best friend Pam (aka MDK, Murder Death Kitties)

Description: Don't forget to return those videotapes, KM!

Description: Meowwwwwww-ticipation! 😻

Description: You can't have a MIchael Meowers design without a Dr. Sam Loomhiss design.

Description: Are you a dad? Do you like to battle? Then buy this shirt and join the Battle Parent Army!!!

Description: Are you a mom? Do you like to battle? Then buy this shirt and join the Battle Parent Army!!!

Description: how's does an active volcano express it's love? three simple words: i lava you!

Description: This is my take on the sign for 'I Love You!'. My daughter is deaf and this is one way I tell her that I love her. We all should use it in the everyday - I mean it's one part metal one-part thumb! :)

Description: Sometimes we need to search real hard for the warmth and love in people. This design saves people the time because I found it for you!

Description: Do you love the movies of Keanu? Do you love punny shirts about the U.S. States? Then here you go! I'm sure Johnny Utah would've worn this shirt.