roadkillapothecary

Description: a fancier rendition of the he-double hockey sticks sticker

Description: idk I was reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and this has been permanently stuck in my brain

Description: Obviously you can't wear this in surgery but you could hang it on the wall as a reminder!

Description: It's true :P

Description: Take me with you!

Description: Just saying...

Description: Actually, toads are very cute.

Description: The rattling is not anxiety. My skeleton is attempting to break free.

Description: For real, I want bat kissies.

Description: Nope Ropes and Murder Spagerter

Description: or else

Description: The truth about MILFs.

Description: In honor of my beloved pittie, Romee!

Description: Victorians beware

Description: It's me, I'm Raccoon

Description: I'd wear this to my retail job if I wouldn't get fired for it.

Description: Grab some salt and charcoal and let's go!

Description: Speaks for itself!

Description: Some men just can't hold their arsenic.

Description: Don't touch me. Unless I ask for it. And then I'll bite anyways.

Description: Hoo?