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Young Frankenstein Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Where are you going?

Tags: coffee, comedy, espresso, gene hackman, mel brooks

Young Frankenstein Shorts

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Weird Sh*t Shorts
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Description: Amen to that!

Tags: dorothy gale, the wizard of oz, wizard of oz, walt disney world, alice in wonderland

Weird Sh*t Shorts

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My Pretty Shorts
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Description: And your little dog to!

Tags: flying monkey, scarecrow, musical, oz, wizard of oz

My Pretty Shorts

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Be Gone! Shorts
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Description: Wizard of Oz fans unite!

Tags: dorothy, dorothy gale, wicked witch of the west, wicked witch, wizard of oz

Be Gone! Shorts

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SANTA! Shorts
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Description: It's me, Buddy!

Tags: buddy the elf, elf, will ferrel, will ferrell, xmas

SANTA! Shorts

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Elf Holiday Cheer Shorts
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Description: Elf fans unite!

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, merry christmas, xmas, christmas movie, xmas sweater

Elf Holiday Cheer Shorts

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Elf Main Food Groups Shorts
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Description: Elf fans! You're welcome.

Tags: ugly sweater, ugly xmas sweater, ugly christmas sweater, sweater, christmas

Elf Main Food Groups Shorts

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More Cowbell Shorts
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Description: I got a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell!

Tags: cowbell, saturday night live, snl, cow bell, blue oyster cult

More Cowbell Shorts

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Huckleberry Shorts
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Description: Tombstone fans! You're welcome.

Tags: action, kurt russell, bill paxton, tombstone quotes, western

Huckleberry Shorts

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Check It Out Shorts
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Description: You got a big surprise coming to you!

Tags: horror, stephen king, kubrick, the overlook hotel, room 237

Check It Out Shorts

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You're Tearing Me Apart Lisa! Shorts
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Description: The best worst movie ever made!

Tags: movie, your tearing me apart lisa, tommy wiseau, youre tearing me apart lisa, greg sestero

You're Tearing Me Apart Lisa! Shorts

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Tommy Wiseau Shorts
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Description: The man, they myth, the legend.

Tags: worst movie ever, oh hai, the room, cult classic, greg sestero

Tommy Wiseau Shorts

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What a Story Shorts
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Description: The best worst movie ever made!

Tags: bad movie, greg sestero, movie, room, tommy wiseau

What a Story Shorts

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Sex Life Shorts
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Description: Perfectly normal transition.

Tags: bad movies, lisa, oh hai mark, worst movie ever, oh hai

Sex Life Shorts

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Revenant Shorts
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Description: Revenant fans! You're welcome.

Tags: leonardo dicaprio, film, hugh glass, movie, revenant

Revenant Shorts

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Regan Shorts
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Description: Smile!

Tags: pazuzu, regan macneil, exorcism, possessed, demon

Regan Shorts

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Pazuzu Shorts
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Description: A classic for all horror fans!

Tags: film, horror, horror fan, horror movies, movie

Pazuzu Shorts

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Victims Shorts
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Description: Fire it up! Fire it up!

Tags: brandon lee, eric draven, thecrow, ericdraven, it cant rain all the time

Victims Shorts

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It Can't Rain All The Time Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: RIP to a legend.

Tags: action, brandon lee, film, horror, it cant rain all the time

It Can't Rain All The Time Shorts

$27

Good is Dumb Shorts
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Description: A Mel Brooks classic!

Tags: space balls, lonestar, lord helmet, schwartz, john candy

Good is Dumb Shorts

$27

Comb The Desert Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: We ain't found sh*t!

Tags: comb the desert, comedy, comedy movies, john candy, mel brooks

Comb The Desert Shorts

$27

Angela Shorts
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Description: The best summer camp ever!

Tags: sleepaway camp 3, sleepaway camp 2, sleepaway, sleepaway camp movie, horror fan

Angela Shorts

$27

Living or Dying Shorts
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Description: Wise words from a wise man.

Tags: motivation, inspiration, quotes, motivational, tim robbins

Living or Dying Shorts

$27

Linnea Quigley Shorts
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Description: The one and only!

Tags: zombie, return of the living dead, zombies, horror, retro

Linnea Quigley Shorts

$27

Say What Again Shorts
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Description: A classic Tarantino design!

Tags: cult classic, film, john travolta, movie, movies

Say What Again Shorts

$27

Inigo Montoya Shorts
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Description: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Tags: film, inconceivable, pirate wesley, the dread pirate westley, my name is inigo montoya

Inigo Montoya Shorts

$27

What Are You Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: You're one ugly mother&*^ker!

Tags: predators, jungle predator, 80 s movies, 80smovies, 80 s movie

What Are You Shorts

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Ugly Mother Shorts
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Description: What the hell are you?

Tags: schwarzenegger, 80s, arnold, 80 s movies, predator movie

Ugly Mother Shorts

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Pencils Shorts
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Description: Dillon!

Tags: 80smovies, jungle predator, arnold predator, alien versus predator, schwarzenegger

Pencils Shorts

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Have Me Some Fun V2 Shorts
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Description: Long tail Sally....

Tags: arnold schwarzenegger, alien versus predator, schwarzenegger, predators, arnold predator

Have Me Some Fun V2 Shorts

$27

Have Me Some Fun V1 Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Long tail sally...

Tags: jungle predator, alien versus predator, arnold predator, predators, 80s movies

Have Me Some Fun V1 Shorts

$27

What Are You Holiday Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: You're one ugly mother#$%ker!

Tags: ugly sweater, xmas, ugly christmas sweater, predators, alien versus predator

What Are You Holiday Shorts

$27

Choppa Holiday V2 Shorts
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Description: Wear this gem to your next holiday party!

Tags: xmas sweater, 80smovies, arnold schwarzenegger, ugly sweater, predator

Choppa Holiday V2 Shorts

$27

Pencils Holiday Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: What's the matter Dillon?

Tags: arnold, ugly christmas sweater, ugly sweater, christmas sweater, arnold schwarzenegger

Pencils Holiday Shorts

$27

If it Bleeds Holiday Shorts
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Description: Wear this gem to your next holiday party!

Tags: 80smovies, arnold predator, arnold, schwarzenegger, xmas sweater

If it Bleeds Holiday Shorts

$27

Choppa Holiday Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Wear this gem to your next holiday party!

Tags: arnold predator, 80smovies, get to da choppa, get to the choppa, get to the chopper

Choppa Holiday Shorts

$27

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