Description: But I do have magical hands • NOT A PALM READER Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I also did crunches once - yikes • I USED TO HAVE ABS Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I can see your deepest desires • THIRD EYE BEAR Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: You know you do...I do • WANT SOME DICK Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I know I know that dick from somewhere • NEVER FORGET Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: We'll do whatever we gotta to make it happen • LET'S GET SWEATY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Wash "that load" separately on high, extra hot • GOOEY CRUNCHY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Yee-haw! the rowdier the better • ROWDY BOOTY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I mean...I do other things too, just saying • MOSTLY JUST A HOLE Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Is there any other way to live? • LIVE FAST FUCK BEARS Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I do what I want • CHOOSE TO BE UNAVAILABLE Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Dad aims to hit the bullseye...and hard • Find us on Instagram @bear_and_seal

Description: It's not right to be did this way • I FIND OUT Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Look into my eyes and cuddle me • HYPNO BEAR Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: And always good to go • HARD AS A ROCK Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: We don't need one, but just in case...banana? • WHAT SAFE WORD Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: You're basically swatting at me at this point • SWIPE LEFT Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I honestly prefer a very direct approach LOL • WHISTLE Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Don't clap your hands...clap my cheeks • FURRY AND YOU KNOW IT Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Just wanna cuddle them with my mouth • I HEART FUZZY BUTTS Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: And we will always be here • WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: It's like you just get me, like we vibe so good • ENTANGLED Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: What's a few tacos between fwb's • FEED ME FEED Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Of all the types of buddies out there, "Cuddle buds" are tops • CUDDLE BUDDY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Shine bright like a meltdown • GLOW UP DUMPSTER FIRE Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: But not everyone swallows • EVERYONE SUCKS Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Looks like Santa's packin' • BIG NICK ENERGY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Ugh...what do you mean we have to do it again next year too? • DID THIS LAST YEAR Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Great...f*kin' fantastic...thanks for asking • SUPER FUCKING JOLLY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: We're talking bout the log, right? • THICK AND SPRUCEY Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: I wanna grab Santa's fat sack • FAT SACK Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: There are several methods, actually • ON THE NAUGHTY LIST Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Looks like an XXL to me • WELL HUNG Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: It's literally the most festive as I can be • FESTIVE AS F*K Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: Both of them will probably fit • PUT SOME NUTS IN MY MOUTH Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal

Description: He's probably a doom top • I BELIEVE IN KRAMPUS Tee • Follow us on IG @bear_and_seal