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Beefus Commemorative Xmas T Shirt 2025 Hat
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Description: Commemorating the final BEEFUS Xmas Special, this T shirt has cartoony pics of the band, and our grossest logo

Tags: cult, music, rock, underground, weird
Basic Beef Wear Hat
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Description: The elemental fashion statement... Show folks you won't let THEM wiggle your Meat Fork!

Tags: band, cult, freaky, music, musician

Basic Beef Wear Hat

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BEEFUS Xmas Special 2023 Hat
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Description: The cast of the 2023 BEEFUS Holiday Special

Tags: harmony bar, holiday, weird

BEEFUS Xmas Special 2023 Hat

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Beefus Beyond Human Hat
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Description: Beefus is Beyond Human!

Tags: weird, rock, freaky

Beefus Beyond Human Hat

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Baby Beef Milks a Cow Hat
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Description: It is a cute murder baby milking a sly cow

Tags: rock, strange, freak, weird

Baby Beef Milks a Cow Hat

$12 $19

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Beefus Squid Tractor Hat
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Description: It is a squid on a tractor

Tags: freaky, weird, rock

Beefus Squid Tractor Hat

$12 $19

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Beefus Sheep Hat
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Description: It's a sheep for BEEFUS!

Tags: freak, weird, rock

Beefus Sheep Hat

$12 $19

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BEEFUS Royal Crest Hat
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Description: The royal emblem of the House of Beef

Tags: rock, madison, madison wisconsin, weird

BEEFUS Royal Crest Hat

$12 $19

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BEEFUS 'Borted Tee Hat
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Description: Beefus with some fetuses! Spread the disease!

Tags: weird, madison wisconsin, rock, madison

BEEFUS 'Borted Tee Hat

$12 $19

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BEEFUS Dance The Way The Meat Fork Wiggles Hat
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Description: It's the face of BEEFUS

Tags: zappa, beefheart, weird, rock, madison wisconsin
Barfing Baby Hat
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Description: Do Not Question That Which Is Known To Some

Tags: cult, glurk, weasel, twilight, decibel

Barfing Baby Hat

$12 $19

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A Boy Eats His Milk Hat
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Description: A boy, eats milk, grows faster, pulsates, glimmers, decays

Tags: turnip, wiggle, disease, glurk, cult

A Boy Eats His Milk Hat

$12 $19

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Don't Let Daddy Lick Me Hat
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Description: Show You Know What You Know

Tags: cult, pickes, sanitation, glurk, jason mraz

Don't Let Daddy Lick Me Hat

$12 $19

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Cult of Glurk Initiate Tee Hat
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Description: Those who know, know.

Tags: mega penguin, bananas, true religion, cult of glurk

Cult of Glurk Initiate Tee Hat

$12 $19

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Breakfast Hat
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Description: Breakfast, BEEFUS style

Tags: popular

Breakfast Hat

$12 $19

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