Beez Teez

Description: You might as well come out and say it. You're older and wiser than many. And yes, you're gray. No more hiding it. Time to turn it into an asset. You deserve it. Also available in white with words of wisdom in inky black print. Respect.

Description: Here's a way to remind people there's lots of scientifically proven things they can do to keep their tickers ticking. Including crossing their fingers. There's also a sun-friendly version with clean black text on a white background.

Description: Make 'em make a double-take. This is the t-shirt that says it all. Two different ways. Very useful on people who don;t get it the first time. And to double up even further, also available in black on white. Most emphatic!

Description: You'll never get cornered wearing this message. Make 'em all smile before you've said a word. It's a whole conversation in one meaningful line. Just don't open your mouth and spoil it : ) A shirt to end conversations with.

Description: A-laugh-a-letter. This message lets people know that they better not start anything because you just might be bigger than you look. Raise a smile while you raise a glass. Make new like-minded friends. Be a hero. Also in black print on white garments.

Description: Look smart, be smart, with this interrogative masterpiece. When people exaggerate, this line gets straight to the heart of their weakness. Shut down bores with a simple question. For daywear, there's also a sun-friendly white version with clear black lettering.

Description: Look smart, be smart, with some gratuitous advice for all those potential PODders out there. Also a useful reminder to keep it short (short attention spans and all that). Also in white with snazzy black lettering, for daywear. Outstanding!

Description: Be repected for your wisdom and perspective. Say what everyone over 35 is thinking. A conversation-starter without any squirmy pickup lines. The next best thing to being good looking! Also comes in sun-sensible white with glasses-friendly black text.

Description: Some people just don't get it the first time. For them, you should wear this message to drive it home with style and panache. This is the shirt that says it all, again. Also available for daywear in brilliant white with cool black lettering.

Description: What on earth are we teaching our kids? After the past few years of turmoil, here's what millions in the US and around the world are wishing for. In nice, clear, formal white on black. Also available on daywear white, in clear black print. To the point!

Description: If you've got better things to do, wear this message. It's like a get out of jail card for all sorts of uncomfortable social situations. This style is good for evening wear, but it also comes in black on white, for the sporty types.

Description: Make Kurtz' last words your first words. Show your literary chops with this quote from Joseph Conrad's 1899 novella 'Heart of Darkness' on which FFC based his film 'Apocalypse Now'. Also available in black on white for outdoor screenings.

Description: Now you never have to listen to people complaining again. Just pop on this message and tell the world to STFU. It works outdoors too, in a black print on white garments - for repelling the ourdoorsy kind of whiners.

Description: This is the question to ask when things are dragging. And when things are going backwards. It's a comment. Or a warning. Out there in black and white. Also available in white with words of wisdom in inky black print.

Description: This says Don't Ask Me in designer black and white. Get in first, and tell them you have no idea, before they suck your brains. As the smartest person in the group, this will save you hours of answering tedious questions.

Description: Normally I take a size bigge They better not start anything when you're wearing this, because you're obviously a lot bigger than you look. Ideal for the quiet hero/philosopher (and aren't we all?) For daywear, there's a sun-friendly white version with easy-to-read-even-with-glasses black lettering. That'll brighten things up.

Description: A conversational t-shirt that uses part of a conversation to spark new conversations. The next best thing to wearing a smile. Also comes in sun-cool white with crisp black lettering. Look smart while you're being smart!

Description: Get in first, before it gets tedious, with this smartmouth t-shirt. This message'll start (and finish) the conversation. The next best thing to wearing a smile. Also comes in lippy white with clear black lettering to leave no doubt.

Description: Sick of listening to endless compaining? Stop them dead! With this message that asks the question everyone is dying to ask. Guarranteed to make conversations positive again. Also in black on white for outandaboutists.

Description: Locked up by bad spelling? Repeat offender? The Department of Corretcions will fix your sentence, no problemo! And we have an outdoorsy version too - black print on white shirt - perfect for the exercise yard. We're working on an orange version too - y'know, for when you're out and about.

Description: For all you softly spoken folks, this message helps explain your mysterious power over other people. As a hoarse whisperer, you just have to whisper, and people will perform, at your comand. It's just like magic. And, also like magic, it also comes in black text on white items. Unmissable!

Description: Say the magic words (and smell slightly of sardines) and the neighborhood cats will make a beeline for you. What a gift! And there's a version in black text on white that works on cats during daylight hours, too. They'll be eating out of your hand.

Description: This'll cheer them up. The message gives your acquaintances a philosophy they can apply for a lifetime, while warning them that the end, for all of us, is just around the corner. Also available in black text on a white background.

Description: Better let them know ahead of time that you're not likely to be the star of the party. Save them minutes of disappointment and hurt feelings. Wear this shirt or hat, and avoid having to be nice to everyone. Hopefully, now you'll be left alone.

Description: If a picture's worth a thousand words, this is your shirt. Make 'em make a double-take. Challenge them. Say a lot with a little. Sure to irritate painters and drawers everywhere. It also comes in black lettering on light colored fabrics, cool in the daytime.

Description: Love your planet? Hope so. It's the only one we've got. And we're messing it up big time. Although a bunch of people will tell you we aren't, even while they're barely surviving wildfires and screaming tornadoes. Anyway, this one's from you, to them.

Description: We knew about the eight arms, but three hearts? Really? The extraordinary octopus has depths that we never suspected. Now octopus lovers around the planet can enjoy this message. And it makes a fun gift for children too - with a colorful range of clothing and accessories.

Description: With three hearts and eight arms, you can see where this is going. Yes, baby octopuses really are playful, cuddly critters. And now the this beautiful, cuddlsome octopus is available in a range of apparel and accessories that kids will adore.

Description: A beautiful russet fawn peering out from garlands of gorgeous widlflowers. A sensitive watercolor painting that captures the shy beauty of this gentle baby deer. The design looks amazing on a range of children's clothing, and the artwork will bring a touch of gentle nature to their room.

Description: A gorgeous, shy little fox kit, surrounded by field flowers. A beautiful, sensitive watercolor in nature's charming hues. A stunning design from nature, for children's clothes, pictures and accessories.

Description: Deco art watercolor flower in subtle autumn shades. Naturally exuberant, hand-painted style, with delicate shading and a cluster of leaves. Floral art at its most magic moment.

Description: Gorgeous, hand-painted ivy leaves. A fabulous artistic design for soft furnishings. Gives a lush green natural look to a wide range of apparel and accessories.

Description: An antique print of a glorious head of fragrant cherry blossom, with full creamy blooms, pink buds and green leaves. Delicately lined and colored with amazing skill and attention to detail. Extraordinary craft for soft furnishings, apparel and accessories.

Description: A vintage print of a bouquet of colorful meadow flowers in shades of white, salmon, gold and azure. Delicately painted and colored with skill, warmth and charm. Beautifully designed for soft furnishings and apparel to brighten anyone's day.

Description: Incredible watercolor flower art in subtle, shades of purple, mauve and cream. Hand painted with amazing skill and accuracy in smoothly blended, bright yet elegant tones. Rich and perfect for Fall wedding apparel, accessories and soft furnishings.

Description: Delicate, yet striking, this bouquet of wildflowers and field flowers is hand painted in a range of of deep and light fall colors, with a tracery of green leaves.