Description: Elf on a Shelf ain't got nuthin' on Greedo in a Speedo. We all can agree on one thing when looking at this sexy emerald beast, Han shot first, and so would you.

Description: "I love you." "Roll for it..." "Crit." "Aww yeah."

Description: What's his name?! He must be more machine than man!

Description: Only available in the blackest of black, Krampus Koffee is the devilish drink of the season. Have you been naughty? I bet you have. Drink up.

Description: You know, I know it, now the world needs to know it, darling.

Description: Make America Grovel Again! He is Vigo!

Description: Join this party in an encounter of cuteness. They have advantage on all CHA checks, for sure. Roll for scritches.

Description: Elf on a Shelf ain't got nuthin' on Greedo in a Speedo. We all can agree on one thing when looking at this sexy emerald beast, Han shot first, and so would you.