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An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!

An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!

Retro advertisement for VENGEANCE* as promoted by our favorite vengeance demon, Anya. White background can be printed on any color (white omitted) - please see my store for other versions if you want the design on white or prefer the design direct on shirt color. *best served cold

Retro advertisement for VENGEANCE* as promoted by our favorite vengeance demon, Anya. Black text version looks best on white or light colors - please see my store for other versions if your preferred shirt color is not available. *best served cold

Retro advertisement for VENGEANCE* as promoted by our favorite vengeance demon, Anya. White text version looks best on dark colors - please see my store for other versions if your preferred shirt color is not available. *best served cold

This flapjack is absolutely ready to be flipped.

A rendering of a pine tree on the edge of a cliff in sumi-e style. Transparent for printing on light colors.

A pine tree rendered in sumi-e style.

Pine tree rendered in sumi-e style, inverse color for darker backgrounds.

Progress Pride + Reproductive Rights + Kindness. My wishes for 2023.

For people who love dance!

For people who love dance!

For people who love math!

For people who love dance!

For people who love dance!

For people who love math!

For people who love math!

For people who love math!

Dedicated to Our Queen Buffy. Death may be her gift, but she herself was ours.

Spuffy, Bike - whatever portmanteau you prefer for your vampire/slayer OTP, this bicycle built for two has you covered.

Spuffy, Bike - whatever portmanteau you prefer for your vampire/slayer OTP, this bicycle built for two has you covered.

We know what she said.

I dunno, Jake. Nobody seems to be buying these.

I dunno, Jake. Nobody seems to be buying these.

We heard what she said.

When you and your fellows go into battle against an impossible foe, it's important to have confidence, good morale, and a sense of camaraderie - OR at the very least a sense of black humor. A quote from Shakespeare as mutilated by Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Are you the Monster in your relationship? Or are you the Monster****er? Visit my store for a coordinating shirt for your beloved monster. Be you and be proud!

Are you the Monster in your relationship? Or are you the Monster****er? Visit my store for a coordinating shirt for your beloved monster. Be you and be proud!

When you and your fellows go into battle against an impossible foe, it's important to have confidence, good morale, and a sense of camaraderie - OR at the very least a sense of black humor. A quote from Shakespeare as mutilated by Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Are you the Monster in your relationship? Or are you the Monster****er? (The match to this shirt is rated Mature - change your viewing settings to see it.) Also perfect for unattached Monsters, bi monsters, ace monsters, poly monsters, and and honestly monsters of all genders, sexualities, and species. Be you and be proud!

We all know this feeling. Perfect for work meetings, family gatherings, protests, holiday shopping, and everyday. Quote from Buffy of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Are you the Monster in your relationship? Or are you the Monster****er? (The couples match to this shirt is rated Mature - change your viewing settings to see it.) Also perfect for unattached Monsters, bi monsters, ace monsters, poly monsters, and and honestly monsters of all genders, sexualities, and species. Be you and be proud!

First impressions are important. Let people know how completely they have failed. Quote from Spike of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

We all know this feeling. Perfect for work meetings, family gatherings, protests, holiday shopping, and everyday. Quote from Buffy of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.