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Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don’t Frog – Patriotic Meme Shirt Card

Description: Welcome to the most ridiculously patriotic shirt on the internet. Featuring a jacked-up jar of strawberry jam dual-wielding glocks, an eagle screaming in the background, and a French frog waving the white flag—this design is equal parts absurdity, satire, and American pride. Perfect for meme lovers, gun-rights enthusiasts, freedom enjoyers, or anyone who appreciates weird internet humor and doesn’t mind triggering a baguette or two. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: your glock don’t frog.

Tags: absurd, absurdism, absurdist humor, america, american flag
wtf is a kilometer Card

Description: Because real patriots measure in freedom units. This vintage-inspired design combines classic American iconography—bold fonts, majestic eagles, and the good ol’ U.S. of A.—with meme-level sarcasm. Whether you're defending the imperial system or just confusing your metric friends, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to. Perfect for road trip warriors, proud Americans, and anyone with a sense of humor about global measurements. Makes a hilarious gift for engineers, truckers, dads, or your metric-using nemesis.

Tags: america measuring system, american humor, american meme, bintage america, boomer humor

wtf is a kilometer Card

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PROTECT THE DOLLS Card

Description: protect the dolls, trans rights

Tags: equal rights, equality, feminism, protect, social justice

PROTECT THE DOLLS Card

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stay wierd 2025 Card
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Description: stay wierd

Tags: christmas, emoji, emoticon, emotion, face

stay wierd 2025 Card

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wild world Card
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Description: wild world

Tags: adventure, animal, camping, coolest, extreme sports

wild world Card

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cobra kai Card
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Description: cobra kai

Tags: 80s, 90s, bonsai, cobra, japan

cobra kai Card

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the eyes of the night Card
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Description: the eyes of the cat

Tags: black cat, cat eyes, cat lover, cat mom, cats

the eyes of the night Card

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Nomad Card
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Description: nomad

Tags: adventure, alien, aliens, area 51, extraterrestrial

Nomad Card

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fluff around and find out Card
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Description: fluff around and find out

Tags: animal, cute, cute animals, cute cat, cute kitty

fluff around and find out Card

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snoop dogg olympic badge Card
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Description: Snoop Dogg´s personalized Olympic badge

Tags: 420, hip hop, hiphop, mary jane, music

snoop dogg olympic badge Card

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trash buddies Card
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Description: Cute little oil painting of two sweet raccoons fist bumping each other. Small pieces of trash surround them on the ground. Between the two of them says "Trash buddies" tiny little hearts float around the two racoons. Oil painting with thin strokes., painting, typography

Tags: animal, cute, cute animals, cute cat, cute kitty

trash buddies Card

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Fight or flight Card
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Description: remember, penguins are flightless

Tags: animal, baby penguin, cute, cute baby penguin, cute penguin

Fight or flight Card

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Say perhaps to drugs Card
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Description: this is just a joke

Tags: 420, 420 weed, drugs, funny, joint

Say perhaps to drugs Card

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master baiter Card

Description: fishing joke

Tags: adventure, camping, fish, fisherman, fishermen

master baiter Card

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elon approves Card
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Description: Elon seal of approval

Tags: astronaut, billionaire, galaxy, mars, millionaire

elon approves Card

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keanu ribs Card

Description: Keanu ribs

Tags: barbeque, bbq, chef, constantine, food

keanu ribs Card

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grizzly quest Card
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Description: a grizzly bear quest poster

Tags: animal, california, d20, dice, dnd player

grizzly quest Card

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frida kahlo Card
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Description: Frida Kahlo

Tags: artist, celebrity, equal rights, equality, feminism

frida kahlo Card

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boo bees Card
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Description: Halloween puns

Tags: birthday, boobies, christmas, funny, ghost

boo bees Card

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Are you vegan yet? Card
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Description: vegan slogan

Tags: animal, animals, cute, duck, ducks

Are you vegan yet? Card

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goat Card

Description: greatest of all time

Tags: animal, animals, cow, cute, farm

goat Card

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witch please Card
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Description: witch pun

Tags: christmas, funny, ghost, halloween, horror

witch please Card

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music Card

Description: Logo minimalistic ink drawing style, one-line artwork by Tsutomu Nihei drawing, silver and red Cinematic Elegance, In the style of Russ Mills, ottoman sci-fi, Vector t-shirt design, illustrations, soft color, pastel colors, plain background, easy-to-remove background., cinematic, dark fantasy, anime, 3d render

Tags: anime, dark, drawing, fantasy, japan

music Card

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magic mushroom Card

Description: magic mushroom lover

Tags: acid, colorful, fungi, ganja, hippie

magic mushroom Card

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cat time Card
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Description: time spent with cats is never wasted

Tags: animal, cat, cat dad, cat mom, cat time

cat time Card

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redhead martial artist Card
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Description: redhead wearing a white gi

Tags: colorful, fighter, gi, girl, judo

redhead martial artist Card

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ciclopata Card
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Description: Cyclopath

Tags: bicicleta, bicycle, bicyclette, bicycling, bike

ciclopata Card

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F**K around and find out Card

Description: fuck around and find out

Tags: fafo, find out, fuck around, funny, funny gift

F**K around and find out Card

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Hokusai Card
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Description: Cool Hokusai wave design

Tags: beach, cool, great wave, great wave off kanagawa, japan

Hokusai Card

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BOOO-TY Card

Description: an other ghost pun

Tags: booty, fit, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan

BOOO-TY Card

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ghost pun Card
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Description: Halloween joke

Tags: cute, fantasy, funny, ghost, halloween

ghost pun Card

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Inner peace sold separatly Card
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Description: inner peace sold separately, yoga joke

Tags: fitness, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee, gym

Inner peace sold separatly Card

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Trump mug Card

Description: Donald trump´s mugshot

Tags: maga, trump sucks, election, president, usa

Trump mug Card

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Born to swim Card

Description: Nature fights back

Tags: fisherman, flyer, free willy, funny, japanese

Born to swim Card

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the year of the rabbit Card

Description: the lunar new year of the rabbit 2023

Tags: arts, asian, birthday, chinese, chinese new year

the year of the rabbit Card

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man running Card

Description: junji ito x keith haring style art, man running

Tags: music, expressionism, futurism, surrealism, expressionist

man running Card

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