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Heya, I'm Rob! I do cheeky pop art things. All designs are original and by me. Help support a queer artist and get some of my cool art! If you'd like to follow me on social media, I'm pretty active on Insta(@smart_dirty) and Bluesky(@smartdirty.com)

Pillows

Who I Am Pillow
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Description: No one knows you better than you. No one gets to tell you who you are.

Tags: fantasy, fantasy art, fantasy character, fierce, gaming

Who I Am Pillow

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ballGOWN Pillow
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Description: Pink and green go well together.

Tags: ballgown, colorful, magic, movie art, moviescenes

ballGOWN Pillow

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Say It With Me Now Pillow
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Description: Mia Goth stares into your soul and says "Say it with me now..."

Tags: colorful, horror art, horror fan, horror movies, horrormovies

Say It With Me Now Pillow

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Corporations Are Not Your Friends Pillow
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Description: The fox says so

Tags: acab, anti capitalism, anticapitalist, communism, communist
Farley Pillow
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Description: Farley giving deeply spiritual advice

Tags: colorful, humor, sassy, self empowerment, surrealism

Farley Pillow

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Watermelons Pillow
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Description: None of us are free until all of us are free. End apartheid.

Tags: apartheid, palestine, palestine flag, palestinian, save palestine

Watermelons Pillow

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Spit Pillow
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Description: Regan's Vomit Volcano with a Diogenes quote, who could ask for more?

Tags: colorful, diogenes, horror, horror movie, philosophy

Spit Pillow

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Circle A Fall In Love / Not In Line Pillow
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Description: Ssssymbolism.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, lgbtq, queer
Polyemery Pillow
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Description: It's that thing where you have a bunch of nail files.

Tags: bad jokes, funny, nail polish, nails, poly

Polyemery Pillow

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Let's Burn It All Pillow

Description: A friendly lil lighter that stands firmly for trans rights

Tags: comic, funny, lighter, trans rights, trans rights are human rights

Let's Burn It All Pillow

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Can't Believe It's Not Better (background-free) Pillow
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Description: Also available as wall art and other products in a full version with a background! Check it out in my store!

Tags: subversive, leftist, popart, parody, humor
AXE The Cistem Pillow
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Description: Blow up those binaries and also buy my art. Check out my shop for a background-free version which imho looks better on apparel! Text: AXE The Cistem / Gender is a social construct / Be yourself / LOOK how you want, be into what you're into / The cool people will / Love You

Tags: funny design, funny designs, humor, lgbtq, parodies

AXE The Cistem Pillow

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The Revolution Will Be Crafted Pillow
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Description: Perfect for someone who wants to craft a better world.

Tags: crafts, crafting, revolution, popart, craft
The Holy Trinity of Johnny Keanu Pillow
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Description: The Three Keanus: Johnny Silverhand, Johnny Mnemonic, and Johnny Utah.

Tags: johnny silverhand, point break, keanu, sci fi, pop cuture
Consent! (No Background) Pillow
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Description: Keeps creeps off! Also available with a rad background for wall art and other products! Check it out in my store!

Tags: consent, consent is sexy, consent matters, feminism, humor

Consent! (No Background) Pillow

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Luxury Bone Polish (No Background) Pillow
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Description: Minty fresh! Also available in the 'full' version which has a super cool background, check it out in my store!

Tags: leftist, socialist, humor, subversive, popart
They Don't Care (No Background) Pillow
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Description: Bodily Autonomy is a human right. Those stripping people of it are only interested in power and control. ***Full design available with a rad, swirly, and super nifty background! Check it out on my store page! ***

Tags: colorful, pop art, womens rights, feminist, pop surrealism
They Don't Care Pillow
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Description: Bodily Autonomy is a human right. Those stripping people of it are only interested in power and control. ***Alternate design available with no background, check it out on my store page! ***

Tags: reproductive rights, womens rights, colorful, pop art, abortion is healthcare

They Don't Care Pillow

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The Future They Sold Us (full version) Pillow
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Description: Also available on apparel & other items without the background! Check it out on my store page!

Tags: subversive, surreal, vintage, retro, pop art
The Future They Sold Us (No background) Pillow
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Description: Also available on wall art with a full background

Tags: retro, pop surrealism, subversive, colorful, artistic
7.25/hr Energy (No Background) Pillow
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Description: Available on wall art and other products in the full background version, check it out in my shop!

Tags: subversive, political satire, colorful, retro, humor
Jeb's Space Tours - Survivor Edition Pillow
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Description: Jeb's Space Tours offers a full refund in the event of your untimely demise, but thankfully you didn't need it! Also available without the 'i survived' bit ;-)

Tags: kerbal, retro, galaxy, kerbalspaceprogram, kerbals
Jeb's Space Tours Pillow
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Description: Jeb's Space Tours are Totally Safe! For the Kerbal enthusiast in your life. Be sure to check out the 'Survivor Edition'!

Tags: kerbal, vintage, ksp, kerbalspaceprogram, kerbal space program

Jeb's Space Tours Pillow

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In Just 7 Days (no background) Pillow

Description: Franknfurter has gender-affirming treatment for everyone. Also available in another version with a neato background if you're interested in wall art!

Tags: frank n furter, lgbtqia, queer, hormones, lgbtq
We Won't Go Back (v2) Pillow
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Description: Bodily Autonomy is a Human Right.

Tags: equality, feminist, abortion rights, reproductive rights, feminism

We Won't Go Back (v2) Pillow

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Punk Barbie (no background) Pillow
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Description: Art inspired by Sizzy Rocket. Full version available for wall art!

Tags: fanart, riot grrrl, pop art, feminist, punk

Punk Barbie (no background) Pillow

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We Won't Go Back Pillow
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Description: Forced pregnancy is a human crime. Bodily autonomy is a human right.

Tags: pro choice, womens rights, feminism, reproductive rights, my body my choice

We Won't Go Back Pillow

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We Love Tits (no background) Pillow
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Description: Also available with a super cool background in the full version, that would probably be better if you're getting wall art

Tags: retrowave, surrealism, retro, comic art style, motorbike

We Love Tits (no background) Pillow

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We Love Tits (full version) Pillow
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Description: Also available without the background, which looks better on apparel imho

Tags: antifascist, comic, ducati, motorbike, motorcycle

We Love Tits (full version) Pillow

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Sexy Devil Pillow
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Description: Pop art portrait of a sexy devil lady squatting as sexily as one can squat. Colors chosen by elected committee of field mice and garden gnomes. Artistic inspiration thanks to the mating dances of the teensy weensy mites living in my eyelashes.

Tags: bright colors, colorful, demon, devil, pin up

Sexy Devil Pillow

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Pants Party Pillow
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Description: Pop art couples portrait that actually looks pretty effin rad. It's got like all these colors like it's all tropical starburst lookin. Then there's two cute dudes and they are totes gonna kiss. Totes more than kiss too. They're gonna go to the Pants Party.

Tags: 80s, artsy, bisexual, colorful, flirty

Pants Party Pillow

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Scream 3 (No Background) Pillow
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Description: Get yourself some screamin. Also available with a full background

Tags: bright colors, pop surrealism, pop art style, face, surrealism

Scream 3 (No Background) Pillow

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Scream 3 (Full) Pillow
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Description: Portrait of a screamin lady with huge eyes. It's totes rad af.

Tags: artistic, bright colors, colorful, pop surrealism, portrait

Scream 3 (Full) Pillow

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The Best Donut Pillow
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Description: A very cute portrait of a dog named Donut

Tags: funny dogs, pop art, cute dogs, cute animals, dog lover

The Best Donut Pillow

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Scream 2 Pillow
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Description: I scream, you scream, we all scream... ya know, in general.

Tags: screaming, scream, halloween, horror, portrait

Scream 2 Pillow

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Scream Pillow
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Description: I scream, you scream, we all scream... ya know, just in general.

Tags: screaming, scream, pop art style, portrait, portrait art

Scream Pillow

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