Best Midwest

Description: Ope! Sorry about that, just trying to grab the window seat. This homage to the CTA is the ultimate gift for commuters, or anyone else who's ever had the pleasure/misfortune of riding the rails in Chicago.

Description: Did you really think deep-dish was the way Chicagoans eat pizza? HA! We laugh at you. The real way is tavern cut — aka Squaresville, but in a *cool* way! Each piece holds its own significance and in the Midwest instead of job interviews you are evaluated based on which piece you eat first. Choose wisely (corner piece).

Description: Use this shirt to teach babies all about the circle of life. You know — how pigs build themselves cocoons and then emerge three weeks later as crispy, salty bacon. So beautiful!

Description: Want a soda? WELL TOO BAD. We call it 'pop' in the Midwest and we'd like you to call it that, too.

Description: Everybody say, "Ope, there it is!" If you're a Midwesterner and don't see the significance of this shirt, please check yourself into the ER immediately.

Description: Do you brush your teeth with ranch on a corncob? Is Detroit, Milwaukee or Cincinnati a "big city" to you? When you watch 'Fargo,' do you think, "Hey, that's like my voice!"? If so then we hereby diagnose you as MIDWESTERN AF and the only cure is getting this design.

Description: Do you brush your teeth with ranch on a corncob? Is Detroit, Milwaukee or Cincinnati a "big city" to you? When you watch 'Fargo,' do you think, "Hey, that's like my voice!"? If so then we hereby diagnose you as MIDWESTERN AF and the only cure is getting this design.

Description: Say "Ope, lemme squeeze past ya there..." to Wisconsin and Minnesota as you travel cross-country in the most Midwestern shirt ever.