Posters and Art Prints
Description: Forget gender norms, this is what a true alpha male looks like. Give those manosphere goons the side-eye with this gloriously camp slice of 1970s retro nostalgia. Featuring a pampered, fluffy pup adorned with flowers and pearls and a bold claim in a sparkly vintage font. It’s the ultimate kitsch, funny statement for anyone who hates the patriarchy, but loves chintz.
Description: We didn’t choose the chaos, the chaos chose us. Here’s a design for anyone who's day to day fit looks like a fever dream (i think in a good way). A cute way to avoid conversations and let the normies know it’s okay, you’ve got a system! Because we aren't doing anything sensible or coordinated this year. The world is ending so we're doing whatever this is. Remember, it only has to make sense to you.
Description: Everything is awful, the world’s ending but the sun’s out so you might as well have a nice walk. This funny, adorable retro sun mascot is the patron saint of the "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" generation, clutching his cute rainbow while delivering a damning message. It’s cheerful, it’s bleak, it’s the only energy necessary for 2026.
Description: Celebrate the majesty of long wieners with our glorious mid-century throwback county fair design. This cheerful long-boy is taking his victory lap, trophy in hand, proving once and for all that size really does matter. Perfect for fans of vintage fairground aesthetics, retro mascots, or anyone who appreciates a silly, naughty pun. It’s our tribute to the weird and wonderful world of county fair competitions.
Description: Sometimes the best thing you can say is absolutely nothing. This dapper retro ear is marching to the beat of its own drum — quietly. A vintage nod to the golden age of animation and the art of actually paying attention. Wholesome vibes and good advice - just put your ears on, keep your trap shut, and stay cool.
