BigDorkArt

Description: Good luck to anyone who thinks you give a $#!T!

Description: Those bumps in the night are just you stumbling to the bathroom.

Description: A dance of destruction deserves the perfect attire.

Description: To hell with Christmas!

Description: Sorry, not sorry.

Description: Classic style portrait of your favorite slow moving animal.

Description: Classic style portrait of your favorite trash panda

Description: Classic style portrait of your favorite horse-ish non-horse.

Description: Classic style portrait of your favorite aloof dog.

Description: I didn’t mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack! - Beware the moon, David.

Description: Don’t fear this reaper.

Description: Come out to play by showing your team spirit. with the iconic “Cobb” from the Baseball Furies. This print is designed especially for dark colored shirts. Check store for other variants for light colored shirts.

Description: Everyone loves a good weirdo. The weirder, the better.

Description: Show me your war face! You got a war face, don’t you? ( this version Designed for dark colored shirts. For light colored shirts, consider Private Joker (light) variant.

Description: Your favorite sports team now has merch!

Description: Your favorite team now has merch! Truly a one of a kind!

Description: Sorry, not sorry.

Description: Even Death likes life!

Description: Even Death likes life!

Description: Decompose with dignity.

Description: Decompose with dignity and rot nobely.

Description: Sometimes a crappy choice is still the best choice.

Description: Mexican? No? love Star Wars? No? Then this shirt ain’t for you. Donde esta Chuy?

Description: Tell them how you really feel with this diss-missive retort. Make friends and enemies like never before.

Description: Show me your war face. You got a war face, don’t you? (Designed for light colored shirts. For dark shirts, consider Private Joker (dark) variant.

Description: To hell with Christmas!

Description: Say the quiet part out loud with this mantra for introverts. Be the (battery) life of the party (of one).

Description: A loving, satanic tribute to cereal mascots of Saturday morning cartoon marathons. Milk and sacrificial lamb not included. Stressed print for that extra authentic retro vibe.

Description: Arnold Jackson asks the big question we’ve all been waiting to have answered. Stressed print design.

Description: The original ‘nudel’ house that comes to you.

Description: Pledge your allegiance to an animal smarter than your friends. Just kidding…we know you don’t have any friends.

Description: Brighten your day with some negative energy.

Description: Jesus saves in more ways than you could ever imagine.

Description: There’s no love like Christian Hate.

Description: The original party animal.

Description: “All I need is a cool buzz and some tasty waves and I’m fine” - Jeff Spicoli