BigG1979

Description: Get Fit For September 20th!

Description: I Am The Danger I Am The One Who Lifts -Thighsenberg

Description: Have A Happy Chest Day, Muscle Freaks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms&t=2s

Description: 💪🏿 He Is The Swole Brother Like No Other! 🏋️ He Is the serious, aesthetic Leroy Lean! 🥋 But You May Call Him, Brute Leroy! 🐉 And He Is The Master Of The Grow!

Description: 💪🏿🕶️🥋 Swole Nuff the Gym Shogun lets everyone know who's the master of the grow...especially that bum of a training partner, Leroy Lean! 🐉 "PLAYTIME'S OVER, BOY!"🔥🏋🏿‍♂️ 🐝(...Stings a little, don't it?)🐝

Description: 💪🏿🕶️🥋 Swole Nuff the Gym Shogun lets everyone know who's the master of the grow...especially that bum of a training partner, Leroy Lean! 🐉 "LEROY! YOU WARMED UP, YET?!"🔥🏋🏿‍♂️ 🐝(...Stings a little, don't it?)🐝

Description: 🏔️🌕🧙‍♂️💬 Speak, gains, and enter. 🚪🏔️ 🦅 "Flye, You Fools!"🤡 - Gaindalf the Whey 💪🧙‍

Description: DILLON! YOU SON OF A B!TCH!💪🏿💥💪🏻 🤝🏽 Epic Handshake is the manliest gesture in cinematic history. 🦕➡️⚱️⬅️🦖Legend has it, this act caused the extinction of dinosaurs! 🧔🏽🧔 Witnessing this gesture will put hair on any face! 🎅 🤰🏻 🤰 Just a glimpse causes pregnancy w/ babies born bearded 👶➡️🧔 👽🛸 This act has driven alien life forms into hiding 🌌 🌪️🌩️ Epic Handshake is how Carl Weathers controls the weather 🌀🌧️ 🚁🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ It explains why so many couldn't get to the choppa! ✏️🕵🏿 This is the reason the CIA still pushes pencils ✏️✏️ 🤡 Because some damn fool accused you of being the best!🏆 🤔 Need we say any more?! 🤷‍♂️

Description: DILLON! YOU SON OF A B!TCH!💪🏿💥💪🏻 🤝🏽 Epic Handshake is the manliest gesture in cinematic history. 🦕➡️⚱️⬅️🦖Legend has it, this act caused the extinction of dinosaurs! 🧔🏽🧔 Witnessing this gesture will put hair on any face! 🎅 🤰🏻 🤰 Just a glimpse causes pregnancy w/ babies born bearded 👶➡️🧔 👽🛸 This act has driven alien life forms into hiding 🌌 🌪️🌩️ Epic Handshake is how Carl Weathers controls the weather 🌀🌧️ 🚁🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ It explains why so many couldn't get to the choppa! ✏️🕵🏿 This is the reason the CIA still pushes pencils ✏️✏️ 🤡 Because some damn fool accused you of being the best!🏆 🤔 Need we say any more?! 🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIjFeWE4fE

Description: 🦵🏽 Legend has it, there is a creature who trains legs everyday...📅 🐉 This creature does not fear DOMS (Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness) 🏋️ Full Range Of Motion is of no obstacle to it. 🚧 🤯 You don't even want to know what happens when it catches someone curling in a squat rack... 😱 AHHHH! It's Quadzilla!!! 👉🦖

Description: because sometimes you just want to grab up all the 45s and form a shield wall...

Description: Imagination can turn ordinary exercises into epic adventures!

Description: This is for your own good...you'll thank me later, kid!

Description: Good, good. Let the preworkout flow through you!

Description: Patriotic gains.

Description: Not all scoops are created equal. Huge/Beefy individuals require a little more preworkout/protein than ordinary mortals.

Description: When all you think about 24/7 is lifting & making gains your autopsy might reveal a metal plate in your head...

Description: Eat, sleep, train is what peasants do. Gym savages lift, burn & pillage!

Description: Some moths are drawn to the source of a fire rather than to the flame itself. In the case of the rare iron-loving moth the attraction lies in the gains-giving iron!

Description: With great power comes great responsibility. Tired of being taken advantage of just because you lift and are too nice to say "no"?! Here's the answer to that age-old dilemma; simply wear this shirt everyday for the rest of your life and you are immune to the requests of every friend and acquaintance looking to relocate on the cheap. (Tip: you might want to get a 2nd shirt so your protection extends to laundry days!)

Description: Playtime's over, boy!

Description: Somewhere out there some villain is doing half reps and leaving weights unracked. Who can stop such treachery?!

Description: Lifters with criminally-corrupt form will not go unpunished; and don't even think about running because with latissimus dorsi so wide, you know Latman can fly!

Description: Bicycle is made of croissants, french baguette, pretzels, pizza, etc. I can't figure out why I'm gaining all this weight on my carb cycle...

Description: Playtime's over, boy!

Description: Silhouette of Samurai warrior squatting heavy barbell.

Description: How deep is your lunge, how deep is your lunge? I really mean to learn...

Description: Not content to simply "lift" weights, you attack the barbell like a savage berserker! Cut a path of destruction through the gym as you "raze" the bar and lower the axe on the competition!

Description: Lets face it, being hardcore in the gym may require you to flirt with death from time to time. For those who would rather risk death than disgrace their entire family-line with pathetic half-reps in the squat rack I give you, "Depth Before Dishonor"!