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Niche t-shirts, with a special interest in the stars. This is a cosmic sanctuary for the truly nerdy, a haven for those who find solace in space.

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Anthropocene doom Bag
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Description: The Anthropocene: the scariest thing most of us had never heard of in the 1990s. It may yet be our doom.

Tags: artist to watch, climate change, doom, earth, environmental

Anthropocene doom Bag

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This is Not a Moon Bag
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Description: "Ceci n'est pas une lune" (this is not a moon). "Ceci n'est pas une station orbitale aussie" (this is not a space station, either). Full marks if you recognise the 'gran' design. René Magritte would either enjoy this design or he'd be incredibly confused. You would need to explain a lot of things to him, like science fiction, astronomy, and large single-aperture optical telescopes.

Tags: astronomy, funny, galaxy, geek gifts, grantecan

This is Not a Moon Bag

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Socially awkward astronomer Bag
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Description: Are you a socially awkward astronomer or astronomy nerd, too? Join the club, we meet never.

Tags: adult humour, anxious, astronomer, astronomy, astronomy gifts

Socially awkward astronomer Bag

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HST is for me Bag
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Description: HST is the only telescope for me. This design is not authorised, approved, or endorsed by any National Aeronautics or Space Administrations.

Tags: astronomy, astronomy gifts, astronomy lovers, hst, hubble space telescope

HST is for me Bag

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JWST Hardcore Bag
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Description: You don't get more hardcore than the most powerful space telescope ever built. This design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any aeronautic or space agencies.

Tags: astronomy, astronomy lovers, astrophysics, infrared, nerd gifts

JWST Hardcore Bag

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404 design not found Bag
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Description: The requested design could not be found but may be available in the future. Subsequent requests by the buyer are permissible.

Tags: 404 error, adult humour, computer, error, error 404

404 design not found Bag

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Sin of the times Bag
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Description: If you're looking for a sine, this is it.

Tags: adult jokes, adultingisfun, fun, funny, give me a sign

Sin of the times Bag

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Orbits of Near Earth Objects Bag
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Description: Over 1,000 known Near Earth Objects orbiting Earth.

Tags: asteroids, astronomy, ele, neo, pha

Orbits of Near Earth Objects Bag

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Five dwarves Bag
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Description: The IAU currently recognises five dwarf planets: Ceres, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris.

Tags: 5 dwarf planets, 5 dwarves, astronomy, ceres, dwarf

Five dwarves Bag

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GASKAP Bag
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Description: Galactic Alien Squids Knocking at People's Doors?

Tags: astronomy, cosmos, galactic, galaxy, science

GASKAP Bag

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FLASH Bag
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Description: FLASH: Fierce Lobsters Approaching Spacefaring Humans. Obviously this is not connected to any comic or comic character.

Tags: astronomy, flashy, large absorbtion survey, science, space

FLASH Bag

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Otter Space Bag
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Description: What's more otterly adorable than otter astronaut?

Tags: astronaut, cute, otter, otter astronaut, otter lovers

Otter Space Bag

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Big fan of space Bag
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Description: For all fans of space, outer and personal.

Tags: astro, astronaut, astronomy, humour, introvert

Big fan of space Bag

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All The Nice Fun for astronomy Bag
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Description: Laser-Powered Asteroid& All super knowledge about planets& Mysterious Universe Research Institute& And Trans-Cosmic Aviation

Tags: askap, astronomy, atca, cosmic, cosmos

All The Nice Fun for astronomy Bag

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ATNF hardcore Bag
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Description: Another Twisted Nonsense Factory? All The New Feelings? ATNF is hardcore.

Tags: atnf, atnf hardcore, atnf punk, harcore, hardcore punk

ATNF hardcore Bag

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CRAFT Bag
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Description: The Commensal Real-time ASKAP Fast Transients survey

Tags: astronomers, astronomy, commensal, fast transients

CRAFT Bag

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